What's more fun than swinging a dead baby around a clothesline?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!

What's the difference between a baby and a dart board?
Dart boards dont bleed. 

What's the differance between a baby and a bowling ball? 
You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.

How do you make a dead baby float?
A glass root beer and 2 scoops of baby.

What's worse than ten babies in a garbage can?
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17,841 hits 3.0 (1 vote) Share Favorite | Flag 11 years ago by badreligion

How do you view dead baby jokes?
What`s more fun than swinging a dead baby around a clothesline?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

What`s the difference between a baby and a dart board?

Dart boards dont bleed.

What`s the differance between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can`t pick up a bowling ball with a pitch fork.

How do you make a dead baby float?

A glass root beer and 2 scoops of baby.

What`s worse than ten babies in a garbage can?

One baby in ten garbage cans.


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15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 4/25/02 - 8:57:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wow. Those jokes are disturbing.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 4/25/02 - 8:59:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
I hope I never have to "view" them, reading it is bad enough...
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 4/25/02 - 9:05:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
ok..those are wrong
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Saturday 4/27/02 - 10:21:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
hysterical. all of them. ALL
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Saturday 4/27/02 - 10:23:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
they're awful. ok, so i'm politically incorrect, and i don't mind most humor, but that offends me to no end.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Saturday 4/27/02 - 10:25:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah I never really thought they were funny.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Saturday 4/27/02 - 10:44:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
I don't get offended by jokes.. or by dead babies. Since I've had a picture of a dead baby pulled off YT before. ( It was in context. Context!! )
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Sunday 4/28/02 - 1:58:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
heh heh. . .bowling balls. . . heh heh. . .
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Sunday 4/28/02 - 7:44:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
i think they're both funny and sick myself. personally i think it's a way of looking at abortion in a light-hearted matter...but that's just me.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Monday 4/29/02 - 12:34:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think the baby float joke is funny.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Monday 4/29/02 - 12:39:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
I view them through the rose-colored glasses that I wear (haha)
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 5/2/02 - 11:48:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
they're hilarious! Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was dead? No, because it was stapled to the koala!
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 5/2/02 - 11:51:09 AM EST (GMT-5)
Oh here we go again...it depends on the mood and how funny the joke is, normally I think every joke no matter how wrong and morbid it is, can be funny, but it depends on the people I am with too because I see both sides to that story.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 5/2/02 - 11:51:11 AM EST (GMT-5)
And shock- I can't believe you think racist jokes are okay because they aren't about you but baby jokes are offensive because you were a baby once. THAT is sick. I don't think these jokes lead to the stereotyping of babies as dead. That makes no sense.
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Friday 5/3/02 - 2:34:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
i dont think theyre sick,i just think theyre unfunny
15 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Tuesday 5/7/02 - 8:43:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
I find them offensive.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 9:38:20 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think they're funny.
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 9:39:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
and Bad, I love your Av!
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 10:09:29 AM EST (GMT-5)
anything can be funny. dead baby jokes are hilarious. on the website, the disclaimer page consists of this: "If you are offended by Dead Baby Jokes, abort now"
15 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Sunday 5/12/02 - 10:33:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
I so didn't see the relationship to abortion...I was wondering why the hell someone would write those.

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