Dear [[handle]], here's your copy of the YouThink.com newsletter for the
week of July 8, 2002.
Questions of the Week
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1. Robin Hood - local hero or petty thug?
Added by:sheady
2. Can language define reality?
Added by:rufio
3. Have you ever been a part of Appalachia Service Project?
Added by:pferde01
4. When you're at the end of an escalator, do you have to wait for the perfect step before you get on?
Added by:amyla516
5. Do you think your life would be better if you were taller?
Added by:beaker599
Funniest Comments of the Week
Q: Are you a hermaphrodite?
Killraven:
I'm not - although on several occaisions I have been told to go f**k myself.
Q: Have you ever gone on strike?
Ziggytutone:
I go on strike every day about the way my husband and son trash the house when they get home from work and school. I dont sit on YT all day just so they can come in and throw their crap on top of the crap I haven't picked up yet!
Random Comment:
CzarNicky:
British food was created on a dare.
Djm984:
Somebody lost ...badly.
Kepi:
British food was created to keep the French from invading again.
Q: Do you like to dance naked in front of your pets?
explodo:
It's not good to dangle things in front of cats.
Q: Is there such a thing as child-proofing your home?
pferde01:
You could build a moat around your home and fill it with alligators and then build a barb wire fence around that. No baby's getting into that house.
Joke of the Week
Story Time
A teacher is reading her class the story of the three little pigs, and she is trying to teach her class about good maners. This is how she tells the story:
There are three little pigs, and they each need to get stuff to build their houses, so the first little pig walks up to the man carrying straw, and what do you think he says?
Lil Susie and Lil Johnny both raise their hands, and teacher, knowing how lil Johnny can be a little crude, calls on lil Susie.
Lil Susie answers with "May I PLEASE have some straw?"
Very Good! Says teacher, and the man gives him some straw, because he was so polite. Now the next pig asks the same thing of the man with the twigs, and he also gets some, because he was polite.
But the last little pig walks up to the man with the briks and says "HEY YOU! Give me some bricks NOW!" Now what do you think the man says, and remember that this pig was rude.
Only Lil Johnny's hand goes up.
The teacher waits awhile, seeing if anyone else is going to answer, and then finnaly calls on lil Johnny, saying "Lil Johnny, what do you think the man said to the rude pig?"
Lil Johnny stands up clears his throat and says "Holy Crap! A talking pig!"
Added by:animegurl
Member of the Week
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The member of the week is elbereth. elbereth has been a member since November of last year. Since then she's shared her thoughts with us on a wide variety of subjects, and has also shown off her artistic talent with her avatar. One can always count on her for an interesting observation on whatever topic she chooses to comment. |
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