Questions of the Week

1. What is your position like when you poo in the toilet?
Added by: mialili

2. If someone tests positive for HIV, should their spouse/partner automatically be informed, even without the person's consent?
Added by: pankate

3. While playing Scrabble, would you rather have a rack of all vowels, or a rack of all consonants?
Added by: Amadeus

4. If you watch the Superbowl, do you watch it for the game, or the commercials?
Added by: brushynosliw

5. Key Members: Did you buy your key yourself or did someone else buy it for you?
Added by: Macarena.

1. What kind of geek are you?
Added by: lols

2. What is your medieval weapon?
Added by: Neagor

3. Think you know 90's music?
Added by: wezethebeast

4. What military ship are you?
Added by: ace2309

5. What kind of Roman soldier would you have been?
Added by: gabcab

Funniest Comments of the Week

In a thread about why there is a swear filter on YT containing some words but not others:
lilsublime: Because if they censor n*gger, then someone will complain that they have to censor j*wbag, or cracker. And then we won't be able to talk about our new purse made by a jewish person or how we had cheese and crackers for a snack today.

In a thread about the impending closure of Guantanamo bay:
Brunnen_G: Honestly, I'm not sure what the best thing to do is. However I do one of the worst things to do to a person is to deprive them of their liberty without due process and torture them.
Mizu: You've obviously never been made to go to a Boyzone concert.

In a thread about Cheese King's car burning:
Cheese King: I don't think I ever did anything naughty with it.
Sammy: That would be taking auto-erotic to new levels.

Q: Do you like fake plants in your house? :
skinlessguy: Yes, they go perfectly with the mannequins I eat dinner with.

In the thread: "Final Score of Texas Girls High School Basketball Game: 100-0" where the losing team had a dyslexia disability:
EhFahQ: If they are dyslexic, I dont know why anybody is complaining. When they looked at the scoreboard, they thought they won 100-0.

Joke of the Week

A guy and his monkey

A guy walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. Takes a seat at the bar. The bartender asks, "what's with the monkey?"

The man replies, "don't worry about him I pay for anything he does". The monkey jumps on the bar, finds some peanuts and eats them. He finds Some pickled egg and eats them too. Then jumps onto the pool table picks up the cue ball and eats it.

The bartender exclaims, "Holy Crap! Did you see what your monkey just did?! He just picked up the cue ball off the table at ate it!" The man apologizes, pays for his drinks and everything the monkey ate, and leaves.

A few weeks later the man returns to the bar with his monkey. Again sits at the bar as the monkey wanders around. The monkey finds some cherries. He picks one up shoves it up his butt and then pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender, astonished, exclaims, "Holy crap!!! Your monkey just picked up a cherry, shoved it up his butt, and then ate it!!!!"

The man replies, "ya ever since that cue ball he measures everything first."

Member of the Week

The member of the week is OghmaOsiris. A member since February 2004, finished in the top five of the January trivia contest. Always here to have fun, Oghma is enjoyable to have around. Congrats!

JoeInterview's Member Feature

This week's interview features SovietGuy. This interview was conducted by travbowman.

JoeInterview: First off, how did you find YT?

SovietGuy: I found it while exploring i-am-bored.com.

JI: What would you say is the biggest reason you keep coming back for more?

SG: The people here are hella awesome!

JI: What kind of music has been getting the most spin from you lately?

SG: Classic rock is always playing in my head and from my speakers. I love it.

JI: How did you first get into classic rock?

SG: When I was 12 I listened to ACDC all the time. From there I went onto more stuff.

JI: What classic rock artist gets a lot of hype that you just can't get into?

SG: Classic rock doesn't get hype anymore. So far all the ones I've listened to I enjoy.

JI: What's the story behind your username?

SG: Last year we were doing a unit on the Cold War. It's hella interesting so that's what I had on my mind when I made the username.

JI: What's the best way to spend a weekend?

SG: The best way to spend the weekend is with friends because with friends you have moments. You always get those funny moments that you'll be talking about for a week until the next weekend. Everybody loves those moments.

JI: You recently turned 16. Are you scaring everyone on the roads yet?

SG: I wish. I need to take the road test, get my permit, take lessons, get a car. That whole shebang. I can't wait though. So much more stuff I'll be able to do.

JI: What's the best thing about living in New Jersey?

SG: Hmmm... Being only 30 minutes away from the beach. Boardwalks are great.

JI: What's the worst thing about living where you do?

SG: I can't really think of anything bad about living here. Compared to other places, this place is a heaven.

JI: What has been your favourite class in high school so far?

SG: Video Production. I love that class. It's fun and the teacher is great. I recently finished the final project which is a music video. Turned out pretty damn good if i do say so myself.

JI: Could you see yourself getting involved in that kind of work (Video production) in the future?

SG: If the ideas keep rolling in then sure. I enjoy doing this and I'm sure this could be a fun career.

JI: Where do you see yourself in ten years?

SG: Oh boy. I honestly don't know. My mind keeps changing all the time. I don't know what I want to do or anything. If anything, I'll be done with college. Maybe. .

JI: What "important" issue in life really matters to you?

SG: Getting my family to be proud of me. I'm not sure if it really matters to me but it seems pretty damn important.

JI: Looking back over the last year, do you think there have been more moments of pride or disappointment in you?

SG: More moments of disappointment. Made some bad decisions which caused me to do some very stupid things.

JI: Do you think any of these bad decisions will affect you long term?

SG: Only if I don't learn from. Live and learn. I've learned my lesson.

JI: You get to meet any three YTers anywhere you want. Who is there, and where are you meeting?

SG: 1. die_numb: A Chinese restaurant to devour delicious Chinese food. 2. Amadeus: Anywhere where there's limoncello and fluffernutter sandwiches. 3. ThatGirl...: Not sure where. Probably a bar. Seems like a fun person to drink with.

JI: What's a hidden talent of yours that very few on YT know about?

SG: I don't think I have any talents. Unless napping for 4 hours every day is a talent then yeah. There ya go. Hidden talent.

JI: Is it possible that you are part cat?

SG: Ha! There is a possibility. Whenever someone scratches my head I start gettin' really friendly.

JI: What's your most prized possession and why?

SG: My most prized possession is my pocket knife collection. I've been collecting knives since I was 10. I've gotten knives from a few different places like Russia and Brazil. I even have a couple swords. I love them.

JI: Any parting words to share with your fellow YTers?

SG: Don't do drugs.

This week's article is titled '14 Year-Old Fools Chicago Police and Patrols for Five Hours', and the thread was posted by Spratacus.

This week's link is titled 'The Master of Graphite Pencil', and the link was posted by Pain.

Best Avatar of the Week	Best Profile Design of the Week
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Featured Article of the Week

Barbie Girl
Excerpt: They flock together in groups ranging from three to 10. Tight at the hip as if stuck together with glue, they make their rounds of the mall, taking special time to stop at every clothing store, Claire's, and, of course, the food court.

Written by die_numb

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