Questions of the Week

1. Do you remember your very first internet screen name?
Added by: CameronVance

2. In a steel cage death match, who would win: Glenn Danzig or Tony Danza?
Added by: DruidMoon

3. Do you usually take your shoes off before you go into the living room?
Added by: glennh70

4. Would you stay in a relationship solely because the sex was good?
Added by: adictaddict

5. Have you ever had an unsafe New Years?
Added by: cszulins

1. What Disney cartoon person is more like you?
Added by: spiritwing

2. What wall•e character are you?
Added by: CuteGiraffe

3. What Animal are You?
Added by: FireOokami

4. Which character are you from Stand By Me?
Added by: prettylulas

5. Do you know the show Scrubs?
Added by: brushynosliw

Funniest Comments of the Week

In a journal talking about the store, Forever 21:
josh..: forever 21 is more forever 71 to me.
face: Because you never watched Sesame Street and didn't learn the difference between a 2 and a 7?

In a thread titled '10 things you may not know about me':
sander: The fist hardcore porn I "starred" in was called "Smile!". God knows why!
sander: Oooops, I wrote "fist", when I meant "first"!
pepperdrinks: I was more interested when I thought it said "fist".

From the "Happy Birthday Mr. Bungle" thread:
Halzberry: Happy birthdayyyyyyy. call me back dumbface.
thh: Hello, back dumbface.

From a thread asking if there's anything interesting to do in Chicago in February:
Boredofu: Chicago on Valentine's Day ... Do the obvious, grease some gangsters in a basement garage.

In a thread where the topic drifted to building robots in a gifted program at school:
heatherlw: Ha! Our gifted program consisted of skipping out of class to goof off for an hour.
skyfish: That sounds eerily similar to my remedial program

Joke of the Week

Baby New Year

What does Baby New Year say as a pick-up line?

"Hey baby, wanna see my balls drop?"

Member of the Week

The members of the week are die_numb and luckystar107. Members since September 2005 and December 2004, respectively, Die_numb and Luckystar recently had a mini YT meetup in British Columbia. For details of the meetup, click here. Congrats!

JoeInterview's Member Feature

There is no interview this week. We'll be back next newsletter though. If you would like to suggest a YTer for future interviews, please PM JoeInterview. If you suggest yourself, you'll most likely be ignored.

This week's article is titled 'Man shoots talker at movies', and the thread was posted by snarkophagus.

This week's link is titled 'World Clock', and the link was posted by Abzurd.

Best Avatar of the Week	Best Profile Design of the Week
w8in	"Tactile" by anthropology

Featured Article of the Week

Gray Days p-4
Excerpt: He had a plan. It wasn't foolproof, but it was a plan. He grabbed a small, rectangular box, pressed a button, and put it in his pocket. He could just kiss Frank, sometimes.

Written by Giles_momma

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