seriously, how many signs do we have to post?i work in an animal adoption center. we have signs posted on ALL of the cages (which happen to mostly contain cats... hence the subject line) that say "DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMALS, OR OPEN THE CAGES."
people walk right up to these signs, push them to the side and stick their hands in the cages.
wtf? do they not speaka da english??
so i'm forced to say "we do ask that you don't touch the animals, please. thanks!" when what i really want to say is "get your f*cking hands out of the cage and learn to read, dick cheese!" 
my favorite responses that i regularly get are:
• i know. (if you KNOW then why are you DOING IT?!)
• but, i didn't touch the cat. it touched me. (yeah, back up then, a-hole. they're animals and they don't know better... you should!)
• fine, i'll just leave then. (GOOD!)
and the best one of all...
• you should have a sign telling people t