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I just applied to be a sex phone operator. - Mood:Good

Friday June 13 20081:59:52 PM |

Because it doesn't matter what you look like. I can make more money there in 15 hours than 30 hours at my sh*tty, knee-busting, current job. I think I can do it. Lastly- it might actually be fun. I'm not sure if I fulfill all the requirements though. Wish me good luck.

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Amazon really knows me. - Mood:Good

Friday June 13 200812:05:15 AM |

After searching for this: I went to the homepage and found this: People that wear those kinds of shoes are sexist men that want to dominate women and wear striped shirts.

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My job has a side effect. - Mood:Good

Monday June 09 20085:48:48 PM |

It's making me racist. -Black people feel like they're entitled to everything and leave things in random places. If they drop it, they don't pick it up. They get pissed when you tell their kids to stop running/playing with toys. -Hispanic people leave things in the wrong place and have a million kids following them behind. When their kid do something wrong (like open a package) they don't resolve it, they run the other way. -White people don't control their kids. Leave shoes on the floor and hang flip flops in the wrong place, by the wrong side. Asian people are the best. They leave things in the right place. They always have their one kid at their side. I them. My job makes me make hasty generalizations.

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