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Female, 24 years old
Wales, MA, Eastern US

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Pumpkin Soup Kate Nash


Email: alynntess@gmail.com
Interests: Traveling / Science / Cooking / Astrology / Forensics
Homepage: Click Here
Birthday:2/20/1984 (24 Years Old)
IM Type: MSN IM Name: alynntess@msn.com
Occupation: Retail/Cashier
Marital Status: Married
Sexual Preference: Straight
Religion: Other
Politics: (Decline to State)
Fav. Movie: Practical Magic, Much Ado About Nothing
Fav. TV Show: Dirty Jobs, Kitchen Nightmares, Top Chef
Fav. Book: `Good Omens`, `Wicked`
Fav. Song: `Flying Dreams`
Fav. Food: Dippin` Dots
Fav. Car: None
 
Theme 'Tarot' created by lyntess
`There was a YTer named Tess,
The reason all thought she was best
Was perfectly sweet
Her tits couldn`t be beat,
Though the rest of her was quite a mess!`
----lifeisagony
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`She`s there for me when I`m in the pits
I think of her when I pop my zits
She laughs when I`m silly and cries when I`m sad
She`s naughty with her boy, that girl so bad!`
-----Fabulicious

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`I`m sorry, what?
I can`t hear you over your crazyness.`
-----Mudasser


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I`ve mastered omnipresence; it`s just my Selective Invisibility Disorder that hinders public demonstration.


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Dream by night
Wish by day
Love begins this way.
----The Secret of NIMH

Latest Journal Entries

Free-floating turns of mood, gah. - Mood:Spent
Sunday October 05 200811:03:37 PM |
I feel like my brain has been arbitrarily signaling a different mood every hour.

"Stressed!"
"Competent."
"ANGRY!"
"Benign."
"Mellow."
"Maudlin."
"JEALOUS!"
"Irritated."
"Impatient."
"Thankful."
"Impressed."
"Glum."
"Resigned."
"Peaceful."
"Exhausted."
"UPTIGHT!"
"DESPAIRING!"
"Distracted."
"Exultant."
"Disgusted."
"Vexed."

And that's my day up to this moment, where I'm currently bouncing between "FRUSTRATED!" and "Apathetic." How fun!

Hey, wait. I have the next two days off! "Relief!"

But I have a lot to do, and it's all nasty necessary chores and stuff. "Stubborn."

Help me get away from myself.
(I wanna f*ck you like an animal.)

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I hate weekends. But I love pictures... - Mood:Horny
Saturday October 04 200812:53:35 AM |
I got some more autum pictures from my car. Hooray!

And kitty was being entertaining tonight, so I snapped a few of her too. EXCITEMENT.



I know, I know. I'm sorry.

I should go to sleep shortly so I can get up for work in the morning. OH YAY WORK. Sigh.

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`Tis the season for coming out. - Mood:Hysterical
Wednesday October 01 200811:40:49 PM |
Okay. So everybody is on the same page, this whole scenario started a month or so back. My mother's husband asked my mother if he could date one of her friends, while still being married to my mother.

She freaked out, thinking if he left she'd lose her house. But she spoke with a lawyer and realized she'd be financially fine without him. She told him to leave. He went to live with the same friend he wanted to date... and SHE said she had no interest in being with him at all.

The friend has now moved into my mother's house with her, leaving my mother's soon-to-be ex-husband at the friend's apartment with her 18-year-old son.

And apparently, the soon-to-be ex told the friend that he thinks now, at the age of 50, that he might be...

GAY.

Mr. Homosexuals Are Going To Hell Christian Man For Whom Divorce Will Never Be an Option.

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