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15,648 hits 2.6 (37 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 16 years ago by grantb88

Politicaly Correct Little Red Riding Hood
The story of Little Red Riding Hood, told in the most Politicly Correct way possible.
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16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 3:42:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
The story of Little Red Riding Hood, told in the most Politicly Correct way possible. hiLARious!
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 3:53:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
I lover Garner book's. He has 2 or 3 of the PC bedtime stories and they are ALL funny. I recomend them to everyone.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 6:35:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Thats great. Lol!
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 6:43:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
Lol. Its so sad that there are actually people around who think like that.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 7:04:15 PM EST (GMT-5)
Mneh, it wasn't that good.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 7:04:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
they ruined it
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 7:08:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
but because of his willful invasion of her personal space.

(insert many instances of the letters l and o here)

16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 8:19:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
"her mother asked her to take a basket of fresh fruit and mineral water to her grandmother's house"

Because mineral water is much more politically correct then regular water. Meh. This would have been funny if it wasn't witless satire, and actually just used politically correct terms.

16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 9:37:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
Haha, I love it when political correctness gets made fun of...
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 9:40:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
LOL! These are just awesome:

"Red Riding Hood, however, was confident enough in her own budding sexuality that such obvious Freudian imagery did not intimidate her."

"Oh, I forgot you are as optically challenged as a bat."

"Her screams were heard by a passing woodchopperperson (or log-fuel technician, as he preferred to be called)."

16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 10:09:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
I did once see a non-satire politically correct fairy tales book in the '90's. It was easily as bad as this one, but definitely took itself very seriously.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 10:22:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
didnt they do this on that show on comedy central with jeff foxworthy and bill engvall and those people?
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 10:49:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol.. wtf..
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 2/4/05 - 11:34:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yeah, there's a segment on Blue Collar TV where Larry the Cable Guy reads politically correct fairy tales, and winds up getting visibly irritated at all the garbage in it.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 12:00:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
i actually have a PC fairy tale book in my room somewhere. I found this pretty funny.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 12:08:33 AM EST (GMT-5)
Why does the author not know how to spell "women"?

"Red Riding Hood screamed, not out of alarm at the wolf's apparent tendency toward crossdressing, but because of his willful invasion of her personal space."

By far the best line.

16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 12:21:19 AM EST (GMT-5)
I loved the ending.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 1:08:18 AM EST (GMT-5)
LOL i was just about to paste that line, eastsiderepp :-p
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 3:21:42 AM EST (GMT-5)
I don't think that he doesn't know how to spell "women" - I've seen "woymn" used before, usually in discussions of "womyn power".

As to the optically challenged as a bat...bats see pretty well, actually.

Good satire, but can bring down the mood when you realize some people probably much prefer this version over the original...

16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 3:23:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
*an extra thought on the "womyn" thing - I think it's a way to take "men" out of the word, to show that women do not depend on men and can form their own identities.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 3:43:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
i was hoping BUSH was acting as the wolf....now that would be socially correct!
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 9:40:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
Aah, thank you Midnite. I was always curious as to why some people spell it that way. Makes sense.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 3:55:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
I the Politically Correct Bedtime Stories. They're hilarious. :)
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 9:29:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think I studied that text in English Language at college. Pretty funny.
16 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Saturday 2/5/05 - 9:34:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
I LUV that episode of Blue Collar wen Larry the Cable Guy reads the famous story "Vertically Challenged Native American Riding Hood"

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