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48,580 hits 3.4 (166 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by gonadsonfire

Fourteen Things That Took Me 50 Years To Learn
Pearls of wisdom from Dave Barry.
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13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 1/1/07 - 9:01:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
Pearls of wisdom from Dave Barry.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Monday 1/1/07 - 9:06:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
i liked it a lot..thanks
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 2:21:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
it's all true...
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 2:37:17 AM EST (GMT-5)

Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time...what a mess lmao

13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 2:49:57 AM EST (GMT-5)
What have I learned in my 14 years? When your friend who is a girl tells you to dance with a girl, don't go dance with the second girl's friend. She secretly wanted to dance with your friend. In short, listen and obey.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 3:07:32 AM EST (GMT-5)
it didnt mention ductape nor wd-40. what kind of information is this?
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 3:22:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
i liked it :]
except i have heard a good explanation of daylight savings time, but it's really complicated. it makes sense, but yeah.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 3:39:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
The waiter thing is very wise advice, especially when you are on a date.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 4:14:26 AM EST (GMT-5)
pearls of wisdom indeed.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 4:22:24 AM EST (GMT-5)
i want to learn the hard way. i need sleeping pills and laxative.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 7:11:15 AM EST (GMT-5)
This sucked. And it was old. We have DST so we don't have to wake up to 3 hours of darkness (those of us who wake in the morning). And I am always nice to the waiter because I don't want snot in my food, not because I am really nice.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 9:22:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
so so true.
what ive learnt in 16 years.
...
not very much really.
i was trying to think of something wise.
but its not happening :)
and dont be so negative dudeman1st!
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 9:39:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
good point at the end about the Ark and the Titanic
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 9:50:00 AM EST (GMT-5)
he got a point there
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 9:54:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
First one's the best:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 10:25:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
the last point was irrelevant to me as i don't believe that some centuries old man built a boat that all the species in the world could sail in.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 10:37:07 AM EST (GMT-5)
Youth is the wisest one here
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 10:44:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
Nice list...one of the increasingly-rare things worthwhile on this deteriorated site. Always did like that Dave Barry fellow.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 10:50:19 AM EST (GMT-5)
One thing I learned in my 21 years - and I think it's been used in some ad as well:

If you don't ask, you don't get.

13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 11:45:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
"we all think were over average drivers" Roflmao...
made me think alot!
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 12:23:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
Very interesting, but the final thought is a bit flawed as it's comparing a fictional vessel with an actual vessel.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 12:42:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."

Hahaha. I love Dave Barry. :)

13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 1:10:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
haha. its all true.
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 1:11:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
Funny and true - except for the daylight savings one. I found someone who could tell me :O
13 yrs ago, 10 mos ago - Tuesday 1/2/07 - 1:12:55 PM EST (GMT-5)
I really like the thought at the end.

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