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41,644 hits 2.6 (78 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 13 years ago by Vittoria

Top 10 Stupid Quotes
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13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 4:35:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
Plus other really good ones - love, humor, etc.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 4:53:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

haha thats my new screen name

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 6:21:21 AM EST (GMT-5)
that's where the geeky quotes were, but notheless pretty funny.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 7:28:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
Some were funny, the last one was stupid though.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 7:57:51 AM EST (GMT-5)
I like the last one. It was funny. I laughed quite hard actually.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 9:01:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm sure I said the "stop being stupid, it's my turn" once.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 9:32:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
The last one was very funny.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 9:50:13 AM EST (GMT-5)
On 4/14/2006 9:32:48 AM hovalady411 wrote:
The last one was very funny.

You mean you've never heard it before? It's a classic riddle.

I didn't find them very "stupid" as it were, some were mildly amusing I suppose...

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 10:30:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
I sware to drunk im not god
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 10:33:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
These were pathetic, but #4 was especially so. The guy should go back to school and learn friggin' English.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 10:50:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced eachother
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

very funny. Custom hobo...I didn't hear it either.

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 11:10:48 AM EST (GMT-5)
lol....the nhs one was the best
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 11:22:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
Those ones were alright, but if you click on 'Humor' in the left sidebar, they're halarious! I love the one about the engineer taking an exam, and the daughter writing to her mom... xD
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 12:20:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
"you may call me stupid...you may call me dumb...and yes...you may even call me stupid..."

-Justin Timberlake as Jessica Simpson on Saturday Night Live

i liked this one =D

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 12:43:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again."

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."

- Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 12:50:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
where was the "what's a n00b?" quote?
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 1:40:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
i liked the ones in funny phrases

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 1:57:51 PM EST (GMT-5)
check out this one

Ociffer. Iswear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it.

13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 2:13:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
i like the drunk one
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 2:30:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
a teacher at my school once said
, half of you over here, half of you over there, the rest of you come with me
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 2:49:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
The one bright day in the middle of the night one is a classic. Pitty not many books or people have reference to it any more. My dad taught me that (don't know if you could call it a poem, I suppose it is) when I was pretty young, and he learned it was he was about ten. Most people never really hear about it. Kind of neat that it is still kicking around.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 3:10:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
They were ok. I think you have to be in the right mood to find them funny, though.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 3:39:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
That was pretty funny i thought
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 3:58:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
My friend always quotes the bright day one at me for no apparent reason.
13 yrs ago, 9 mos ago - Friday 4/14/06 - 4:42:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol my fave was the STUPID one

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