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buckaroos
Male,
60-69
Western US
Joined: 14 yrs, 7 mos ago
75 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Tuesday 6/14/05 - 10:29:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
What if Abby was a man?
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Bucher
Male,
13-17
Eastern US
Joined: 15 yrs ago
1,034 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 2:25:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
LOL 4.0 , o man dear abby as man gives great advice.
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ilovmiguel
Female,
13-17
Midwest US
Joined: 14 yrs, 7 mos ago
145 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 2:36:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA that one is the funniest imo
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halifax_girl
Female,
18-29
Canada
Joined: 14 yrs, 11 mos ago
6,889 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 5:14:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think the funniest one was this: "Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin."
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Homer Jay
Male,
18-29
Eastern US
Joined: 14 yrs, 9 mos ago
1,124 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 9:08:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
great advice. very useful
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Deuterostome
Female,
70+
Africa
Joined: 14 yrs, 7 mos ago
56 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 9:24:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
"What if Abby WERE a man" Am I the only one who uses the subjunctive anymore? Does anyone know how to do this properly? It's bothering me quite severely.
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paukau
Male,
40-49
Eastern US
Joined: 14 yrs, 7 mos ago
238 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 10:14:59 AM EST (GMT-5)
seen that before. Still funny.
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jules991
Female,
70+
Asia
Joined: 14 yrs, 6 mos ago
882 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 11:12:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
LMAO... "A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal."
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kitkat2010
Female,
13-17
Eastern US
Joined: 15 yrs ago
576 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 3:23:34 PM EST (GMT-5)
hahaha sounds sooo true.
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cathy3
Female,
18-29
Southern US
Joined: 14 yrs, 5 mos ago
37 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 3:41:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay. A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him Since when is forplay stressful!!??
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stephb5207
Female,
18-29
Eastern US
Joined: 14 yrs, 8 mos ago
121 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 3:55:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
Dear Mr. Abby: Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one. A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. that made me laugh :D
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seether9014
Male,
13-17
Midwest US
Joined: 14 yrs, 5 mos ago
129 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 4:02:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
This was awesome......We should replace the chick Abby with a dude
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candy-baby
Female,
13-17
Europe
Joined: 14 yrs, 5 mos ago
100 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 4:37:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
great fun - so glad abby ent a man though!
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diemorondie
Female,
18-29
Western US
Joined: 14 yrs, 7 mos ago
454 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 4:59:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
Brilliant.
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anglatay
Female,
18-29
Midwest US
Joined: 15 yrs, 8 mos ago
386 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 5:39:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
I read the real Dear Abby on yahoo everyday.... this guy give better answers than she's been giving lately.
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SonicSophie
Female,
18-29
Western US
Joined: 14 yrs, 6 mos ago
1,505 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/15/05 - 8:38:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
muhahaha
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cheeseispunk
Female,
13-17
Western US
Joined: 14 yrs, 10 mos ago
342 Posts
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14 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Monday 6/27/05 - 6:30:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol, that was just too true.
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