What if Abby was a man?

LOL 4.0
, o man dear abby as man gives great advice.

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.

AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA that one is the funniest imo

I think the funniest one was this:

"Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin."

great advice. very useful

"What if Abby WERE a man" Am I the only one who uses the subjunctive anymore? Does anyone know how to do this properly? It's bothering me quite severely.

seen that before. Still funny.

LMAO...
"A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral on him and cook him a delicious meal."

hahaha sounds sooo true.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him

Since when is forplay stressful!!??

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem.

that made me laugh :D

This was awesome......We should replace the chick Abby with a dude

great fun - so glad abby ent a man though!

Brilliant.

I read the real Dear Abby on yahoo everyday.... this guy give better answers than she's been giving lately.

muhahaha

lol, that was just too true.