You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her 
kids.
 
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
 
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
 
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
 
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
 
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
 
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
 
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas 
is in it.
 
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against 
it.
 
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
 
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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73 hits 2.9 (83 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 10 years ago by falconwing

You might be a Redneck if you have done any of the following:

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her
kids.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think a woman who is "
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