Joe was telling his friend Mike that he was stumped on what to get his wife for her birthday. 

"She has everything," Joe told him. "And besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants." 

Mike responded, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, anyway she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" 

So Joe did just that. The next day Mike asked him, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" 

"She loved it." Joe told him. "She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours." Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Sex Certificate

Joe was telling his friend Mike that he was stumped on what to get his wife for her birthday.

"She has everything," Joe told him. "And besides, she can afford to buy anything she wa (more)


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