EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!

Day number 181
 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!

Day number 182
 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!


EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects.
 They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top
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EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE! <
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