I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.  I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' he would tell me to take a few days off.  
So, I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises. 
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.  I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off .
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What on earth are you doing?'
 
I told him I was a light bulb .

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.  Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office.  

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,  
'And where do you think you're going?! '

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark ." Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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214 hits 3.6 (215 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 10 years ago by nwlyfree2003

Sick Leave.....

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-d
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