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18 days ago by Swolf_Think

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Jesus is watching you A robber breaks into a house in the middle of the night, as he goes to a radio, behind him he hears the words "Jesus is watching you." He quickly turns off his flashlight. When a min (more) A robber breaks into a house in the middle of the night, as he goes to a radio, behind him he hears the words "Jesus is watching you." He quickly turns off his flashlight. When a minute goes by he turns it back on and looks around though nobodies there. He continues going to the radio thinking it was just his mind. Then he hears again "Jesus is watching you." He turns around and sees only a parrot. He asks the parrot "Was that you?" The parrot says "Yes." The robber then asks the parrot "What's your name?" The parrot answers with"Moses." The robber then asks "What kind of a man names his parrot Moses?" The parrot then says "The same man who names his pitbull Jesus". (less)

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Forestfox Male, 13-17 Western US Joined: 2 yrs, 3 mos ago 2,136 Posts	Monday 11/2/09 - 10:35:56 PM quote message Not bad.
mikoph Male, 18-29 Europe Joined: 1 yr, 1 mos ago 240 Posts	Tuesday 11/3/09 - 7:56:57 AM quote message it made me grin
princesss Female, 13-17 Europe Joined: 1 yr, 2 mos ago 2,829 Posts	Tuesday 11/3/09 - 8:40:46 PM quote message I heard it before but its pretty funny.
Keelala-XoX Female, 13-17 Canada Joined: 1 yr ago 134 Posts	Wednesday 11/4/09 - 2:02:09 PM quote message lmfao
sk8rcutie Female, 13-17 Eastern US Joined: 7 months ago 816 Posts	Wednesday 11/4/09 - 4:42:58 PM quote message *grins*
Rosy99 Female, 18-29 Southern US Joined: 24 days ago 69 Posts	Thursday 11/5/09 - 6:22:53 PM quote message lol
Emo-Rose Female, 13-17 Southern US Joined: 5 months ago 719 Posts	Thursday 11/5/09 - 7:07:08 PM quote message lol'd
Lanoira666 Female, 13-17 Eastern US Joined: 2 months ago 543 Posts	Friday 11/6/09 - 10:35:39 PM quote message funny.
Chaos48 Male, 13-17 Eastern US Joined: 3 months ago 149 Posts	Saturday 11/7/09 - 7:53:13 PM quote message haha, you're going to have to pity the robber now...
Forever Male, 13-17 Western US Joined: 1 yr, 3 mos ago 652 Posts	Sunday 11/8/09 - 12:05:33 AM quote message all right!
KatrinaKR Female, 13-17 S. America Joined: 1 month ago 75 Posts	Wednesday 11/11/09 - 10:21:35 AM quote message Lmao.............not bad!
death6661 Male, 13-17 Midwest US Joined: 1 yr, 7 mos ago 290 Posts	Friday 11/13/09 - 3:28:45 PM quote message lol
jeffhardy75 Female, 13-17 Eastern US Joined: 1 yr, 7 mos ago 61 Posts	Monday 11/16/09 - 8:59:39 AM quote message lol
BellaKazza Male, 13-17 Southern US Joined: 3 months ago 177 Posts	Monday 11/16/09 - 2:38:55 PM quote message
xXotepXx Female, 13-17 Midwest US Joined: 1 month ago 378 Posts	Tuesday 11/17/09 - 8:36:26 PM quote message
lastbug Male, 18-29 Eastern US Joined: 1 day ago 7 Posts	Thursday 11/19/09 - 11:19:27 PM quote message you made my day better thanks
Gulletless Female, 18-29 Australia / NZ Joined: 4 days ago 5 Posts	Friday 11/20/09 - 2:43:08 AM quote message Kinda lame but still mildly amusing.
BriannaLOVE Female, 13-17 Western US Joined: 1 month ago 143 Posts	Friday 11/20/09 - 4:43:13 PM quote message Ha ha, ha ha ha

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