1. What kind of music do ghosts like? 
2. Why did the ghost take his family on an elevator ride every day? 
3. What do ghosts do when they want to start up a computer? 
4. How did the ghost do at the comedy club? 
5. What do you call a website for ghosts? 
6. What is Casper's favorite sticky treat? 
7. Where do baby ghosts come from? 
8. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
9. What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost? 
10. Who protects the shores where spirits live? 
11. What did the papa ghost say to his ghostly children? 
12. What is a ghost's favorite direction? 
13. Why couldn't the ghost ride the bus? 
14. Why did the ghost rush home from school? 
15. Why did the police officer arrest the ghost? 
16. What do young ghosts call their moms and dads? 
17. Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"? 
18. Why are ghosts like newspaper? 

Ghost Riddles Answers: 
1. Rhythm and boos.
2. To raise their spirits. 
3. They boo-t it up! 
4. He was a dead-knockout. 
5. Bahoo or Yaboo! 
6. Boo-ble gum. 
7. Boo Genes. 
8. To get a booster shot.
9. A cocker-poodle-boo! 
10. The Ghost Guard. 
11. Fasten your sheet belt. 
12. Horror-zontal. 
13. Because he didn't have exact chains. 
14. To watch an afterghoul special on TV. 
15. Because he didn't have a haunting license. 
16. Transparent. 
17. In noisery school. 
18. Because they appear in sheets.
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0 hits 1.0 (5 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 23 days ago by kwwilchild

Halloween Jokes

1. What kind of music do ghosts like?
2. Why did the ghost take his family on an elevator ride every day?
3. What do ghosts do when they want to start up a computer?
4. How did the ghos
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Wednesday 10/28/09 - 4:37:54 PM
LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME LAME
Thursday 10/29/09 - 8:43:19 AM
those are quite possibly the most epicly sh*t jokes known to man
Thursday 10/29/09 - 3:48:26 PM
On Thursday 10/29/09 - 8:43:19 AM thienin wrote:
those are quite possibly the most epicly sh*t jokes known to man
so we agree then
Thursday 10/29/09 - 6:41:12 PM
Ya this queer sucks
Thursday 10/29/09 - 11:04:58 PM
lol not at the jokes but at the comments lol
Friday 10/30/09 - 1:46:22 PM
OMG WTF THESE JOKES R SO FAGGOTY
Friday 10/30/09 - 7:12:16 PM
boring i think were past elementary school
Friday 10/30/09 - 9:02:37 PM
Seriously I heard all of these when I Was 4 -.- and I didn't think it was funny then. I certanily don't think they are funny now -.-
Saturday 10/31/09 - 2:55:48 AM
Halloween jokes are always the cheesiest.
Saturday 10/31/09 - 11:08:06 AM
On Thursday 10/29/09 - 8:43:19 AM thienin wrote:
those are quite possibly the most epicly sh*t jokes known to man



I agree dude, I agree!!
Saturday 10/31/09 - 9:33:10 PM
On Friday 10/30/09 - 7:12:16 PM commando2224 wrote:
boring i think were past elementary school

No sh*t, Sherlock!
Sunday 11/1/09 - 3:36:27 PM
lame than dirt
Sunday 11/1/09 - 9:12:00 PM
I don't get it. Not the jokes, but aren't joke suppose to be funny??
Tuesday 11/3/09 - 8:40:13 PM
Alright guys jeez i put these up seriously thinking they were funny calm yourselves
Thursday 11/5/09 - 9:31:21 AM
you sucK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(!
Sunday 11/8/09 - 12:28:37 AM
horrible.
like imathrowup horrible.
Thursday 11/19/09 - 11:25:22 PM
... holy cr*p you need to learn some better jokes!



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