A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender say im soory but no dogs allowed. The man says this dog is special though, he can talk. The bartender says prove it. The dog says hello. The bartender is amazed! The man ask to watch the dog wile he goes the bathroom. The bartender says Hey dog, if i pay you $20 will you go over across the street and say something to the other bar. The dog says sure and goes outside. The man comes back and says wheres my dog? The bartender says hes outside. The man walks outside and sees his dog having sex with a poodle. The man says I knever seen youdo this before. The dog replys, Yeah and i never had $20 before! Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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0 hits 1.4 (10 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 25 days ago by stikynote

Talking Dog

A man walks into a bar with his dog. The bartender say im soory but no dogs allowed. The man says this dog is special though, he can talk. The bartender says prove it. The dog says hello. The bartende (more)


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Monday 10/26/09 - 6:21:45 PM
i dont get it
Monday 10/26/09 - 6:41:28 PM
xD, the poodle is a whr
Monday 10/26/09 - 7:51:13 PM
lol funny
Monday 10/26/09 - 9:01:54 PM
oh now i get it, that's pretty funny
Tuesday 10/27/09 - 5:10:02 PM
perverts.
Tuesday 10/27/09 - 10:51:58 PM
Lol.
Wednesday 10/28/09 - 1:27:14 PM
Ha Ha xD
Wednesday 10/28/09 - 6:43:16 PM
someone plz explain...
Thursday 10/29/09 - 5:23:41 PM
On Wednesday 10/28/09 - 6:43:16 PM supergeek6 wrote:
someone plz explain...

the dog is given $20, but rather than talk to the bar across the street, he pays a poodle prostitute to have sex with him
Friday 10/30/09 - 9:05:37 PM
lmao
Saturday 10/31/09 - 11:26:28 PM
lol awesome
Tuesday 11/3/09 - 8:00:19 AM
Thursday 11/12/09 - 2:49:40 PM
Friday 11/13/09 - 10:50:39 PM
ROTFLMMFAO (Rolling on the floor laughing my mother f*cking ass off)



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