A man goes into a bar and sees a congressman drinking heavily. The man asks what's wrong and the congressman says, "I'm having an affair with this beautiful young woman." The man doesn't und(more)
A man goes into a bar and sees a congressman drinking heavily. The man asks what's wrong and the congressman says, "I'm having an affair with this beautiful young woman." The man doesn't understand why the congressman is so sad. He asks is there anything else that's wrong and the congressman replies, "I won a million dollars, my house has a new home theater and I got a new Corvette for free." The man is now very puzzled and about to scream, "If you got a million dollars, had an affair with a beautiful woman, a new Corvette AND a home theater, why the hell would you be sad?" The congressman looked at the man as if he suddenly sobered up and said, "My lawyer just called."(less)