A maid decided to ask her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why should I give you a pay increase?'
She replied, 'Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
The wife asked, 'Who said you iron better than me?'
The maid stated, 'Your husband said so.'
The wife just said 'Oh.'
The maid went on. 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
The wife shook her head. 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
The maid responded, 'Your husband did.'
The wife just said 'Oh.'
The maid said, 'And the third reason is because I am a better lover than you.'
The Wife, really furious now asked, 'Did my husband say that as well?'
The maid simply smiled and responded, 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
The wife automatically asked, 'So how much do you want?'
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