Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up 
to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but 
rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the 
water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. 

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly 
toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the centre of the pond 
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond 
and chipped the ball onto the green. 

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over 
the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a 
truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a 
shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out 
onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way 
to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a 
lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped 
up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an 
eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over 
the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which 
bounced right into the cup for a hole in one. 

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God Plays Golf

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up
to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but
rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickl
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