One day two cannibals, a man and his son leave the village in search of food. They climb up a hill overlooking a road to hide. A few hours go by and an old man starts walking down the road. The son as
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One day two cannibals, a man and his son leave the village in search of food. They climb up a hill overlooking a road to hide. A few hours go by and an old man starts walking down the road. The son asks the father if that's the one they're eating. He tells him, "No son, there is barely enough meat to feed a dog let alone me, you, and your mom. A few minutes later a large, obeese man walks down and the son says that that is for sure who they're eating. The fathert replies, "No, the fat on that one will give us all heart attacks." Then an hour later a beautiful woman with long glowing hair, radiant skin, and an ample bosom walks by. The son asks if they will eat her. The father thinks for a while and says, "Screw that we're taking her back home and eating your mom" (less)
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