...you don't measure fuel efficiency by miles per gallon, but rather gallons per mile. ...it's so large that a dropped wrench will slowly orbit around it.
...it weighs more than an RV.
...you can't reach far enough to slap the person sitting in the passenger seat.
...the cup holders appear to have been designed by Russian scientists for use on the Mir Space Station.
...transporting the service manual requires you to increase your tire pressure due to the additional weight.
...the drive-thru lane at McDonalds is wider now than when you had entered.
...the center console is larger than a Buick trunk.
...the glove box is smaller than a Toyota coin tray.
...your left knee has a perpetual bruise on it from pressing against the window control.
...your wife refuses to drive it.
...you now find khaki and camoflauge clothing fashionable.
...your two-car garage has become a one-car garage.
...you have 7 clever ways of replying to the question, "How much did it cost?" without telling them how much it cost.
...the service manuals cost more than your first car did
...you purchase a massive stereo amplification system just so you can hear the stereo.
...it's larger than your friend's apartment.
...you find that two "compact" parking places are better than one standard parking place.
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