An MIT graduate is sitting on an 18 hour flight to San Diego. Bored, he turns to the blonde sitting next to him and challenges her to a game of knowledge. He tells her that the rules are simple: she has to ask him a question, if he gets it right she has to pay him five bucks, if he gets it wrong or can't figure it out he'll pay her fifty bucks. The same also goes for when he asks her a question. So they start playing the blonde asks the MIT what color her hair is then quickly puts on a hat. The grad just laughs and says blonde. The blonde hands over 5 dollars. The grad then asks her how many minutes it would normally take for a cobra's venom to kill a person. The blonde shakes her head and guesses fifteen. The grad looks up in amazement and silently hands over fifty dollars. The blonde takes it and thinks for a minute before asking," What has four feet while coming up a ladder and seventeen while coming down?" The grad thinks. And thinks. He spent the next seventeen hours mulling over it, looking it up on his laptop and calling all his professors. Finally the plane lands and the grad angrily hands over fifty more dollars. As the blonde stands up to leave the grad says, "Wait, what's the answer?" The blonde gave him five bucks. Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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203 hits 2.3 (208 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 6 mos ago by PenutButter

The Blonde and the Genius

An MIT graduate is sitting on an 18 hour flight to San Diego. Bored, he turns to the blonde sitting next to him and challenges her to a game of knowledge. He tells her that the rules are simple: she h (more)


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Friday 10/9/09 - 1:21:41 PM
i don't get it. is it because i am blonde? lol
Friday 10/9/09 - 1:44:40 PM
Nice!
Thursday 11/5/09 - 9:16:10 PM
On Friday 10/9/09 - 1:21:41 PM Princess992 wrote:
i don't get it. is it because i am blonde? lol


same



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