From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to
assign a gender to a noun of their choice and explain their reason.

The best submissions SWISS ARMY KNIFE --male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light
a fire under it...  and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.

SHOE -- male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
out.

COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are
pushed.  Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

ZIPLOC BAGS -- male, because they hold everything in, but you can always
see right through them.
SUBWAY -- male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS -- female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER -- male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL -- female...Ha!  You thought I'd say male.  But consider,
it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always
know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

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Male or Female?

From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to
assign a gender to a noun of their choice and expla
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