I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was a sew-sew job.

I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn't cut the mustard.

I used to be a musician, but I wasn't noteworthy.

I used to be a dentist, but I couldn't stand living hand-to-mouth.

I used to be a hydroelectric-plant operator, but I got tired of the whole dammed thing.

I used to be a math teacher, but I had too many problems.

I used to be a teacher, until I found out I had no class.

I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.

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2,401 hits 1.9 (2401 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by falconwing

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I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn't concentrate. You know, same old boring rind over and over again.

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