I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.


I will not puff my entire body to twice its size for no reason after my human has finished watching a horror movie.

I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

We will not play Herd of Thundering Wildebeests Stampeding Across the Plains of the Serengeti over any humans' bed while they're trying to sleep

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back. 

When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door. 

I will not stand on the bathroom counter, stare down the hall, and growl at NOTHING after my human has finished watching The X-Files.

Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

I am a walking static generator. My human doesn't need my help installing a new board in her computer. 


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A Cat`s New Year Resolutions

I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come home and puke them up so the humans can see that I'm getting plenty of roughage.


I will not puff my entire body to twice its s
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