Kansas: Toto isn't here anymore. 

Wisconsin: Wear cheese or die. 

Oklahoma: Rather Sooner than Later. 

Hawaii: Try our lei-away program. 

Mississippi: Elvis was born here, but heck, even he left. 

California: Hey, with this many of us, we can make it legal! 

New Jersey: Waste not ... send it here instead. 

Nevada: Two to one you'll come again! 

Washington: If we'd meant DC, we'd have said DC, stupid. 

Massachusetts: Taxus Por Un Fortunat Bums. 

Tennessee: To stay here, you'd have to be a Volunteer! 

Alabama: At least you're not in Mississippi. 

Idaho: And don't even joke about the &%$#)%^ potatoes! 

West Virginia: Well, it sounded better than Eastern Ohio... 

Florida: Give me your sick, your old, your rich retirees... 

South Carolina: Settled by prisoners, what do you expect. 

North Carolina: Furniture out the wazoo. 

Maryland: The best place to get crabs. 

Nebraska: Not much to look at, but we sure have a lot of it. 

Alaska: Colder than a polar bear's patoot. 

South Dakota: To rent this space call 1-800-SEE-COWS. 

Michigan: Where cars used to come from. 

Arkansas: Send us your contributions, we'll send you our Bill... 

Wyoming: More elk than people, but not much traffic. 

Delaware: Parking for Dupont employees only. 

Vermont: We boil sap. 

New Hampshire: We boil sap too. 

Ohio: The pillow state -- round on both ends, hi in the middle -- and full of fluff. 

Missouri: We love company ... 

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2,403 hits 2.2 (2403 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 18 years ago by falconwing

If Only The State Mottos Were More Realistic

Kansas: Toto isn't here anymore.

Wisconsin: Wear cheese or die.

Oklahoma: Rather Sooner than Later.

Hawaii: Try our lei-away program.

Mississippi: Elvis
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