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15> Your meals look just like the pictures on the cover of the 
    magazine -- Aviation Disaster Weekly. 

14> Only similarity between your Mexican cuisine and actual 
    Mexican cuisine is the vomiting and diarrhea. 

13> Jack Kevorkian keeps writing to ask for recipes. 

12> Your leftovers don't have an expiration date... they have 
    a half-life. 

11> When no one's looking, the dog sneaks your food to his 
    heartworms after your son sneaks it to him. 

10> The EPA has opened a branch office in your breakfast nook. 

9> After all this time, it turns out the recipes were calling 
    for *chicken* eggs. 

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The Top 15 Signs You`re Not a Very Good Cook

15> Your meals look just like the pictures on the cover of the
magazine -- Aviation Disaster Weekly.

14> Only similarity between your Mexican cuisine and actual
Mexican
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