You still can't figure out what the hell a "tiblisp" is.
6> The Defense Department has requested your rice pilaf recipe
as a repair compound for leaky battleships.
5> After lower than anticipated craving for your arroz con
stinkbug, you think you overhear your fellow Survivors
discussing how to cook stew. Your name? Stu.
4> The cat shuns your table scraps in favor of its own vomit.
3> Your Chicken a la King is served on a bed of shocking
2> Your tapeworm has issued an unconditional surrender.
1> Lobster? Climbs out of the pot, grabs a cook book, and
proceeds to beat you with it.