10. Mass invasion from all sides and crush the Canadians with brute force.

9. Casually walk through Canada/U.S. border saying you're just going to an Edmonton kegger.

8. Take advantage of loose immigration laws and just infest the country with foreigners.

7. Brainwash Canucks into thinking they are American using clever media propaganda. Oh wait, that's already happening.

6. Just change the maps. I'm sure no one will notice.

5. Just buy Canada, taking advantage of outrageous currency exchange rates.

4. 30 NRA members with duck rifles should be enough to do it.

3. Crush the arrogant Canadians by cutting off their supply of oil, wheat, natural gas, and water.

2. Send American brides north, and breed them out over a fifty year period.

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How to Invade Canada

10. Mass invasion from all sides and crush the Canadians with brute force.

9. Casually walk through Canada/U.S. border saying you're just going to an Edmonton kegger.

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