Buying paint from a hardware store:

Customer: Hi, how much is your paint? 

Clerk: We have regular quality for $12 a gallon and premium for $18. How many gallons would you like? 

Customer: Five gallons of regular quality, please. 

Clerk: Great. That will be $60 plus tax. 

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Buying paint from an airline:

Customer: Hi, How much is your paint? 

Clerk: Well, Sir that all depends. 

Customer: Depends on what? 

Clerk: Actually, a lot of things. 

Customer: How about giving me an average price? 

Clerk: Wow that's too hard a question. The lowest price is $9 a gallon, and we have 150 different prices up to $200 a gallon. 

Customer: What's the difference in the paint? 

Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference, it's all the same paint. 

Customer: Well, then, I'd like some of that $9 paint. 

Clerk: Well, First I need to ask you a few questions. When do you intend to use it? 

Customer: I want to paint tomorrow, on my day off. 

Clerk: Sir, the paint for tomorrow is $200 paint. 

Customer: What? When would I have to paint in order to get $9 paint? 

Clerk: That would be in three weeks, but you will also have to agree to start painting before Friday of that week and continue painting until at least Sunday. 

Customer: You've got to be kidding! 

Clerk: Sir, we don't kid around here. Of course, I'll have to check to see if we have any of that paint available before I can sell it to you. 

Customer: What do you mean check to see if you can sell it to me? You have shelves full of that stuff; I can see it right there. 

Clerk: Just because you can see it doesn't mean that we have it. It may be the same paint, but we sell only a certain number of gallons on any given weekend. Oh, and by the way, the price just went up to $12. 

Customer: You mean the price went up while we were talking? 

Clerk: Yes sir. You see, we change prices and rules thousands of times a day, and since you haven' Joke Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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If Airlines Sold Paint

Buying paint from a hardware store:

Customer: Hi, how much is your paint?

Clerk: We have regular quality for $12 a gallon and premium for $18. How many gallons would you like?
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