Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

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A Lesson in Political Science

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

Fascism: You have
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