YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN 
by George Carlin 

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am George Carlin, a BAD American. 

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican. 

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! 

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. 

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English. 

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. 

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. 

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. 

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. 

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. 

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. 

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying? 

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, Shut The Hell Up Already. 

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. 

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. 

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years. 

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Bad American

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am George Carlin, a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some m
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