Aries:
  pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus:
  will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini:
  goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer:
  stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo:
  plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo:
  wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells
everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Libra:
  is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio:
  isn't in it for the candy.
Sagittarius:
  will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn:
  makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius:
  builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces:
  skips the whole thing to compose
poetry to the Moon.
 
   
  
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1,815 hits 2.1 (1815 votes) Share Favorite | Flag 17 years ago by jessica_146

- Trick or Treat by Your Sign -

Aries:
pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus:
will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini:
goes around the neighborhood once, changes costume
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