So I recently kicked Clown Face to the curb.
Long story you don't care.
Thus I'm out. I'm back in the game. I'm Open for business...
Anyway, why is it that when you're with someone every place you go there are girls everywhere?
All up on your poo.
But, as soon as you're single they dissapear. Don't get me wrong there are always Ritas and Dirty Club whores but the normal average girls just dissapear.
I'm drunk so I may be way off but I have a theory that ther are only two kinds of women.
What are the two you ask?
Whores and Housewives.
And, each wants to be the other.
Do chicks just migrate to dudes that are taken? Is it a challenge?
lol Who cares Imma pass out and forget thisw tomorrow. Although I should strt keepong a drunken Journal.