1) "You need a girlfriend." This is like saying "you know what? You`ve got too much money and not enough problems!" If I really wanted to destroy my f*cking lifestyle... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Sh*t I just don`t ever wanna f*cking hear again. EVER.

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5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:23:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:22:36 PM Sunfox wrote:
Screaming summons the police? I wonder why they haven't shown up at my door then?

Your neigbours are scared of you

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:25:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
Good to know then.

Time to be looking for a house.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:25:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:22:36 PM Sunfox wrote:
Screaming summons the police? I wonder why they haven't shown up at my door then?

Damn! You beat me to it!

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:25:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
Ohh I don't we are talking about the same type of screaming!!
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:27:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:23:51 PM Lou Two wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:22:36 PM Sunfox wrote: Screaming summons the police? I wonder why they haven't shown up at my door then? Your neigbours are scared of you

No, my neighbors don't KNOW me. I just know that anything you do in this area will get the f*cking police called on you.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:28:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
Jail could be an interesting change of pace.
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:28:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:27:17 PM Kepi wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:23:51 PM Lou Two wrote: On 6/20/2007 5:22:36 PM Sunfox wrote: Screaming summons the police? I wonder why they haven't shown up at my door then? Your neigbours are scared of you No, my neighbors don't KNOW me. I just know that anything you do in this area will get the f*cking police called on you.

I meant Sunfox

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:29:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
It'd be great to decide to go to prison. You could think up and implement the wierdest crime
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:30:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:29:22 PM Lou Two wrote:
It'd be great to decide to go to prison. You could think up and implement the wierdest crime

Have any in mind, Lou?
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:31:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
I really have no desire to do anything that would LAND me in prison. At least I don't think you can go to prison for unauthorized saddled bear riding. But other than that... No REAL desire to do the whole "life of crime" thing. WAY too much work.
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:31:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
I've always thought about commiting my self into a mental institution.

Not because I think I'm crazy or anything. It just sounds like a nice break from everything. I'll get to hang out with interesting unique people. Someone will bring me food and pills. If I'm lucky I wont even have to wipe my own ass.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:32:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
Off the top of my head. Hold up a thrift store and when the cops come throw hand fulls of quaters at them
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:32:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
hehe. I think Kepi really IS a robot and is just having a hard time assimilating into the human world.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:35:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
The reason you don't have a GF is because you're wayyy too crabby.
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:37:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
The one thing I hate hearing it.

"Jeez your life sounds boring. Don't you ever go out and do anything fun?"

Then I also hate when they just get quiet after I reply "Yeah, I work."

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:38:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
I always tell people that my life is boring and I like it just fine.
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:38:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
my sister is a big crab but she is married

there is hope for Kepi!

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:39:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:38:50 PM BluPineRidge wrote:
my sister is a big crab but she is married there is hope for Kepi!

She was crabby BEFORE getting married? Hehe
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:40:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:35:10 PM HaMmYSaMmY wrote:
The reason you don't have a GF is because you're wayyy too crabby.

Again the point is moot because every girl I know right now is one you couldn't get me to date for a lifetime of independant wealth and a personal army.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:40:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:32:41 PM xpaperxdollx wrote:
hehe. I think Kepi really IS a robot and is just having a hard time assimilating into the human world.

If I were a robot I would have blasted all you fleshy f*ckers into bleached bone with my deathray eyes.

On 6/20/2007 5:31:56 PM half-baked wrote:
I've always thought about commiting my self into a mental institution. Not because I think I'm crazy or anything. It just sounds like a nice break from everything. I'll get to hang out with interesting unique people. Someone will bring me food and pills. If I'm lucky I wont even have to wipe my own ass.

I know a guy who went. The food way sucks. Otherwise I'd find a way in and fake being a devil worshiper, too (that way the rest of the crazies don't f*ck with you).

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:42:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:39:24 PM Sunfox wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:38:50 PM BluPineRidge wrote: my sister is a big crab but she is married there is hope for Kepi! She was crabby BEFORE getting married? Hehe

bigtime
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:43:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:40:20 PM Kepi wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:35:10 PM HaMmYSaMmY wrote: The reason you don't have a GF is because you're wayyy too crabby. Again the point is moot because every girl I know right now is one you couldn't get me to date for a lifetime of independant wealth and a personal army.


So meet some new f*cking girls.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:44:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
How much does it cost to commit yourself? Does anyone know? If its not too much, that might be what I'll do for the week I have off.
5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:45:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:40:48 PM Kepi wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:32:41 PM xpaperxdollx wrote: hehe. I think Kepi really IS a robot and is just having a hard time assimilating into the human world. If I were a robot I would have blasted all you fleshy f*ckers into bleached bone with my deathray eyes.

hehe. and then you'd be dismantled.

*sigh* its a double-edged sword.

5 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:47:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
I wish you and Doom were back together. You were a lot more tolerable then.

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