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What`s the difference between babies and sand?

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7 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/13/07 - 3:00:14 AM EST (GMT-5)
You can't get babies in sand's eyes!

It's really supposed to be, "You move one with a pitchfork and one with a shovel," but I like my way better! No hurty babies.

I got really stoned today with my homeboy, and we were laughing our asses off.

We started talking about selling babies on the blackmarket, and I said, "What if someone wanted to buy just the hands, and you're so desperate for money that you just sell the hands, so you have this handless baby on your display table, crying, and waving it's handless arms. Oh, and it's missing it's right big toe."

I rode my bike, swam laps, and ran today! I'm on my way to triathletism!

7 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/13/07 - 3:01:09 AM EST (GMT-5)
What sits on a corner getting smaller and smaller?

A baby brushing it's hair with a potato peeler.

7 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/13/07 - 3:05:38 AM EST (GMT-5)
That's actually kind of adorable, but only if it was a baby potato, not a baby person.
7 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Friday 7/13/07 - 3:30:38 AM EST (GMT-5)
How do you make a dead baby float?

One glass of root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and a scoop of dead baby.

(old, I know)




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