You can't get babies in sand's eyes!
It's really supposed to be, "You move one with a pitchfork and one with a shovel," but I like my way better! No hurty babies.
I got really stoned today with my homeboy, and we were laughing our asses off.
We started talking about selling babies on the blackmarket, and I said, "What if someone wanted to buy just the hands, and you're so desperate for money that you just sell the hands, so you have this handless baby on your display table, crying, and waving it's handless arms. Oh, and it's missing it's right big toe."
I rode my bike, swam laps, and ran today! I'm on my way to triathletism!