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9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:11:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
After I went running this morning, I did some chores, watched some TV, my muscles were sore, so I took a bath, and a shower followed, where the real washing took place. A cold shower, as I thought I'd pass out from the heat of the bath. It was so cold I though I felt my heart stop, but it was good. As I lounged in the bath, I somehow took it upon myself to try to count everyone I'd had any sort of sexual contact with. As I did this, many thoughts and questions came to mind: -Does oral sex count on a sex list? I mean, I know it's sex, but if someone asks you, "How many people have you had sex with?" does one include that? -Same thing for manual sex. -Is putting a fork in the microwave really -that- bad? -I really need to stop eating Cheez-Its, they're bad. -Why am I such a skeezey ho? -Who will be the next male that I come in sexual contact with? -How soon? -Will I be repulsed by him after? -I like running, it makes me feel sexy.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:12:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
It didn't for Clinton so I would say no.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:13:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
-Man, Donettes sure are good, but I need to stop eating those as well.
-Why do people care so much about other people?
-Why do people find it so entertaining that my mom was a stripper?
-Man, if I was hotter, I would totally strip my way through school, those bitches make easy money.

I had more, but I can't remember them.

9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:14:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oral sex doesn't count in the "How many people have you had sex with question?" Only vaginal penetration counts in that category as far as I am concerned.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:14:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Does oral sex count on a sex list? no.

-Is putting a fork in the microwave really -that- bad? no.

-Why am I such a skeezey ho? low self esteem.

-Who will be the next male that I come in sexual contact with? breathing male?

-How soon? within a couple hours probably.

-Will I be repulsed by him after? probably.

9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:15:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
No.
No.
Yes.
Yes.
I don't know. Why am I?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Probably.
That's good.
Yes.
I don't know.
Because maybe your mom is still hot.
Me too.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:16:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Is that really how skeezey is spelled/
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:16:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
*chuckles*

Mmmm cheez its are so good!
I always had regular sex before oral. People tell me that's strange. I don't count it in the sex count.

9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:16:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
I don't -actually- have low self-esteem.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:17:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
I don't think skeezy really is a word.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:17:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
And, how -is- "skeezey" spelled? I'm pretty good with words, but I'm not sure on that one.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:17:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
^ It's not that wierd. I've had waaaay more sex than oral.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:18:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
^whore.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:19:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
um...yeah.what rockstar and uptown said...
*nodding and pointing*
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:19:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
From what I find, people that you are not in relationships with don't like giving oral all that much (unless its there thing). I wouldn't go down on a girl I didn't know that well in regards to her cleanliness and sexual history . . . so that leads to more sex than oral.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:20:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
^^ reminds me of the movie "Clerks"!
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:20:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
No.
Is it horrible I don't know what manual sex is?
I've never tried it
They are good.
You aren't! And if you are then you are one of the best ever.
Maybe the guy..you know..the one you want.
Hopefully by August 28th.
It would suck..it does suck.
You ARE sexy.

You don't.
Because we are dumb.
Because she is a mom..if my mom was a stripper I'd be like "Weird".
Do it!

9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:20:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
I've had way more than oral as well, but I was just wondering, for technical purposes. Mwahaha.

And I find it funny.

9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:21:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yep yep.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:21:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
Some favorite movie dialogue:

Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.
Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: Dante...
Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?
Veronica Loughran: Let it go

9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:21:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
I still haven't had either. I guess a lot of people see oral as less than sex, or believe it's harmless and do it.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:22:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
LOL@JD....thanks, snowball!
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:22:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
!
Dante Hicks: How many?
Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you drated!
Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?
[long pause as customer buys something]
Dante Hicks: Well?
Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.
Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?
Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.
Dante Hicks: Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.
Dante Hicks: I'm 37?
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:24:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
Having watched Clerks many times, maybe this arose from that subconciously.
9 yrs ago, 11 mos ago - Tuesday 8/3/04 - 2:26:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
-Yes
-What? Probably.
-yeah, it is.
-No they aren't!
-And no you aren't either!
-How should I know?
-The year 2007.
-No, he'll make you feel like a queen.
-Not for me. Running makes me feel lanky and sore.

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