So my friends Kimmie, Bree, and Tiffy, are all standing in line right by the lunch lady and vi comes up and Bree was just like "So hey guys i... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Talking bout sex in fron of a lunch lady....

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2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 5:16:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
So my friends Kimmie, Bree, and Tiffy, are all standing in line right by the lunch lady and vi comes up and Bree was just like "So hey guys i totally had sex before school today with Cody.."
and Vi's just like "why so early in the morning?!"
Bree Kimmie and I are laughing at this point and Kimmie's just like sex in the morning is amazing...ask rogue!!"
and I'm just like "yeah actually vi it is...."


and then Kimmie and brew start naming all their favorite position and we turn and look at the lunch lady.....
SHES LAUGHING HER ASS OFF LIKE WTH!!

2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 5:18:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
OMG
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 5:24:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ok
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 5:27:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
.......
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 5:57:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
She was laughing at you, not with you.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:07:46 AM EST (GMT-5)
BOUT sex
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:09:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
Afternoon delight?
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:09:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
Bout= Fake, made up, lied about
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:10:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
she was probably laughing because she's insane. Because after 10-20 years of listening to stupid conversations like that one, she's lost her mind. And why the hell are you kids having sex? Jesus. I'm home schooling my kid.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:12:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
They're not having sex.

They're just lying about it to the lunch lady.

Because they're f.cking pathetic.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:15:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:09:34 AM panophobia wrote:
Bout= Fake, made up, lied about


BOUT 3 1/2...?
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:19:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
I dunno. my cousins thirteen year old daughter said a couple of her friends have had sex. They coulda lied but maybe not! KIDS THESE DAYS!
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:21:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
Nothing sounds more nauseating than pubescent kids having sex.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:34:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
No one's called Bree, Tiffy, Kimmy, Brew or Cody outside of American daytime soap operas.

No one's called Rogue outside of the Xmen.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:40:47 AM EST (GMT-5)
Their mothers must have a terrible taste.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 7:44:22 AM EST (GMT-5)
Riminds me of the time we were in Pizza Express and my friend pulled out a little bag of hoops and said, I bought these for my nipples but the gaps are too small.... the waiter walking up beside her her nearly dropped a tray of drinks
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 8:36:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
Kimmie, Bree and Tiffy?

Those are their real names?

Did their parents want them to work the pole when they grew up??
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 8:38:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
Just makes me wonder who would want to make up a story like this.

Sounds like a male fantasy about a group of promiscuous trollopty teens.
2 yrs ago, 4 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 8:48:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Saturday 2/19/11 - 6:40:47 AM panophobia wrote:
Their mothers must have a terrible taste.


There's a really bad taste joke in their about their daddies dicks.
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:36:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol for one i am a sixteen your old girl!!
my real name is rogue!!
and another thing for my freinds that all their nicknames..
no one calls them by thekir reall names cauuse they all hate it thank you and half the people we know calls me ro thank you very much!!
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:38:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:40:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
what is sex
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:44:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:36:09 PM XhateXloveX wrote:
lol for one i am a sixteen your old girl!! my real name is rogue!! and another thing for my freinds that all their nicknames.. no one calls them by thekir reall names cauuse they all hate it thank you and half the people we know calls me ro thank you very much!!

learn to spell you f*cking lying c*nt
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:58:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
lmao
actually no i aint lyen sowhat ever
and you can call me whore
ive been called every thing in the book by my own sister
2 yrs ago, 3 mos ago - Saturday 2/19/11 - 3:01:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Saturday 2/19/11 - 2:58:59 PM XhateXloveX wrote:
lmao actually no i aint lyen sowhat ever and you can call me whore ive been called every thing in the book by my own sister

BOO F*CKING HOO NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAMN SOB STORY!
LEARN HOW TO TYPE PROPERLY OR JUST CLOSE YOUR DAMN ACCOUNT YOU LITTLE C*NT
GET IT?

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