My lips are chapped. I can`t find my chapstick. I had a drunk.. revelation, if you will a couple weeks ago. Me, Caitlin, a probation officer. LOL. Seriously, though.. I... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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I have a feeling Crack would be far more effective and possibly cheaper than my Coffee Habit.

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5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:01:34 AM EST (GMT-5)
My lips are chapped.
I can't find my chapstick.

I had a drunk.. revelation, if you will a couple weeks ago.

Me, Caitlin, a probation officer.

LOL.

Seriously, though.. I love troubled teenagers and young adults.
And what better to appease my desire to involve myself in illegal activity than just learn about it.

I seriously do not want to major in Business or Marketing.

As much as I'd like to own my own clothing store some day.. I'm not going to figure out how with mind numbing classes on bussiness tactics and an excess of numbers and figures, etc.

I'm a kinetic learner.

A minor, though.. would be appropriate.

Meh. I'm young. I shouldn't have to decide my future and fate right now.

In other news, I unintentionally may or may not have gotten a buzz from spray paint yesterday.

Good day to you.

5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:04:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
Chapstick is a scam. It makes your lips chappier in the long run.vaseline.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:09:10 AM EST (GMT-5)
The best method for curing chapped lips is to go find a horse. Then walk around to the rear of the horse, lift up the tail, and give it a big kiss. . .right on the pooper.

It may not have all the medicine as chapstick. . .but you sure as hell won't lick your lips.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:09:49 AM EST (GMT-5)
Chapstick has never made my lips chappier.

I like to use SoftLips, when I can.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:11:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
If you can't find a horse, just use face.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:13:25 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:11:58 AM Mispelled wrote:
If you can't find a horse, just use face.


Ahahaha.

I like Carmex or Burt's Bees.

Works fine for me.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:14:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:11:58 AM Mispelled wrote:
If you can't find a horse, just use face.


hmm, so you're saying she should kiss my ass?
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:15:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
yes, yes,your vile ass.'
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:16:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
Yummy.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:26:19 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:01:34 AM CrunchySocks wrote:
Me, Caitlin, a probation officer. LOL. Seriously, though.. I love troubled teenagers and young adults. And what better to appease my desire to involve myself in illegal activity than just learn about it. .


How about counseling, therapy, or child protection?
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:28:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
Sexy prison guard in an all women's maximum sexurity prison.

That was a typo, but i'll leave it be.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:29:27 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:28:05 AM Mispelled wrote:
Sexy prison guard in an all women's maximum sexurity prison.


Or that.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:33:04 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:26:19 AM catchall wrote:
How about counseling, therapy, or child protection?


Those all sound irreversibly scarring with depression.
At least as a probation officer there's a basic awareness that I'll make little to no impact on one's life.

I wouldn't want to be held responsible for the potential negative outcomes of counseling people.. especially children.

On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:28:05 AM Mispelled wrote:
Sexy prison guard in an all women's maximum sexurity prison. That was a typo, but i'll leave it be.


Hahaha.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:36:03 AM EST (GMT-5)
Why has this thread aroused me so?
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:36:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:36:03 AM JayY wrote:
Why has this thread aroused me so?

The thought of face's ass.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:39:17 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think that arouses everybody
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:40:40 AM EST (GMT-5)
I'm not aroused.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:42:08 AM EST (GMT-5)
Are you at least amused?
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:45:06 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:01:34 AM CrunchySocks wrote:
Me, Caitlin, a probation officer. LOL. Seriously, though.. I love troubled teenagers and young adults. And what better to appease my desire to involve myself in illegal activity than just learn about it. .
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:26:19 AM catchall wrote:
How about counseling, therapy, or child protection?

I know someone who works for CPS... you encounter the most awful stuff.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:48:54 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:45:06 AM heatherlw wrote:
I know someone who works for CPS... you encounter the most awful stuff.


Exactly. I don't want to see that shxt.

On Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:42:08 AM JayY wrote:
Are you at least amused?


Always.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 11:58:56 AM EST (GMT-5)
So my ass is at least amusing. Hey, that's only a couple letters away from arousing. . .I'll take it!!
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 12:00:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
Butts are funny 'cause that's where farts come from.

And, as my family discussed at dinner last night.
The Whoopie Cushion will steal be hilarious 100 years from now.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 12:05:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
I think in 100 years we'll have devices that will actually make the other person fart. . .at least I really hope we do.

That would be excellent if you saw some nervous teenagers out on a first date.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 12:08:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
That'd be pretty silly.

*sigh*

I should have been born a boy.
5 yrs ago - Thursday 10/1/09 - 12:09:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
why, because of your cock?

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