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My Cat Died

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13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:21:23 PM EST (GMT-5)
Dude today my cat got ran overed by a car. She was one week old.
I'll miss you Mr.Penis R.I.P.
I dont want to burry her or cremate her..thats too cliche..what should I do?
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:22:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
Mummify her.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:23:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
you should eat it.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:23:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:23:19 PM SpaceMonky wrote:
you should eat it.

I'm allergic
On 11/17/2007 10:22:59 PM hannah_h wrote:
Mummify her.

not original
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:24:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hang it on the wall.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:24:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:24:30 PM alex129270 wrote:
Hang it on the wall.

By the balls?
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:25:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
Pike the cat and set the slam the pike through the roof of the nearest car. Do not allow it to be taken down for at least three months. Put a small blue cape on him.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:25:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
No. You want the balls to be dangling.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:27:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:25:48 PM alex129270 wrote:
No. You want the balls to be dangling.

Great Idea. that way I can use it to tell the temperature!!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:27:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
"She" has balls?
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:27:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh, i thought you like, sat on her. Cause, you're fat and stuff.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:30:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:27:37 PM oxinpluz wrote:
"She" has balls?

yes.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:31:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:30:31 PM simmer wrote:
On 11/17/2007 10:27:37 PM oxinpluz wrote: "She" has balls? yes.

ac/dc lololol
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:33:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol I love that song.
and my balls.
hey I smell a new journal entry...
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:36:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
Make a necklace out of her skull and a fannypack of her heart.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:56:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:36:57 PM AndDieNow wrote:
Make a necklace out of her skull and a fannypack of her heart.

Who doesnt love cat fanny packs?

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:58:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:23:19 PM SpaceMonky wrote:
you should eat it.

even if he's not telling the truth

that is just f*cking crude and disgusting

get some class buddy

oh and a little respect wouldn't hurt either.

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:59:42 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:23:19 PM SpaceMonky wrote:
you should eat it.

YES!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:00:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:27:41 PM hellonicole wrote:
Oh, i thought you like, sat on her. Cause, you're fat and stuff.

LOL.
I laughed.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:01:01 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:58:12 PM savannah05 wrote:
On 11/17/2007 10:23:19 PM SpaceMonky wrote: you should eat it. even if he's not telling the truth that is just f*cking crude and disgusting get some class buddy oh and a little respect wouldn't hurt either.

Someone should eat you.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:03:19 PM EST (GMT-5)
Hey Cat!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:03:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:27:41 PM hellonicole wrote:
Oh, i thought you like, sat on her. Cause, you're fat and stuff.

LOLOL
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:03:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
cataclysmic- what is that an offer? no thanks


that would be waaaaaay too foriegn territory for you I'm guessing if you think eating dead cats is funny. kthanxbye

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:04:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
You should throw the cat at someone. Wait until it's just starting to decompose, then do it.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 11:06:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
and just a heads up I am a cat person so I am a little wuss when it comes to joking crudely about kitties. deal with it.

I'm sure you are all morbidly great people as well...

I guess?


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