ahhhhh life is so freakin unfair. Im fat and I`m never going to get laid I want to cut a single wrist with a single thorn from a single rose.... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Fat and alone

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13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:05:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
ahhhhh life is so freakin unfair.
Im fat and I'm never going to get laid
I want to cut a single wrist with a single thorn from a single rose.
WHOA IS ME!!!

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:05:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
omfg. lol.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:05:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
fat people have sex all the time

you just haven't met the right person, they are probably fat too, just lower your expectations

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:06:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:05:08 PM simmer wrote:
I want to cut a single wrist with a single thorn from a single rose. WHOA IS ME!!!

Or you could lose weight.

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:07:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
Why all those singles? You got to have backups, man. What if the first thorn from the first rose can't cut through the first wrist? Exactly.

Thorns suck for cutting as well, my guess is because they lack a blade. Go to the cutlery drawer in your kitchen and grab a steak knife. Hippy.

13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:07:58 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:06:00 PM BluPineRidge wrote:
fat people have sex all the time

No you're wrong. Buddha was just lucky he got more ass than a toilet seat.
I NEVER WILL!!!
I'm fat and alone!!!!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:08:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'm fat and not alone. It must be your personality that sucks. You fail.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:09:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
you guys are such jerks!
It's not that easy!!!!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:10:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
looks arent the only thing.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:11:26 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:10:32 PM ellablue wrote:
looks arent the only thing.

No but they're the main thing.
fsdfnisafnsallii
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:11:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
hai simmer im 300 pnds wana huk ^?
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:11:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
Aaaaaw i luv you simmer
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:12:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
lol
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:12:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:11:27 PM alex129270 wrote:
hai simmer im 300 pnds wana huk ^?

Thats like fifty pounds for each butt cheek.
how many chins do you have?
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:13:04 PM EST (GMT-5)
HaHaHa You fail at life in general, you fat f*ck.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:13:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:11:47 PM cutie_pie789 wrote:
Aaaaaw i luv you simmer

BAK OFFFF!!!!!!!!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:13:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:11:47 PM cutie_pie789 wrote:
Aaaaaw i luv you simmer

YAY!! somebody loves me!!!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:13:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:13:00 PM simmer wrote:
Thats like fifty pounds for each butt cheek. how many chins do you have?

4
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:15:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:13:41 PM alex129270 wrote:
On 11/17/2007 10:13:00 PM simmer wrote: Thats like fifty pounds for each butt cheek. how many chins do you have? 4

You're Hired!
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:15:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
If your weight offends you so much, then go on a diet. Complaining doesn't turn you thin.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:18:44 PM EST (GMT-5)
No its too late for me now. once you're passed 666lbs theres no turning back. I'm the anti-christ of Krispy Kreme
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:19:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
oh wow lol.
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:21:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:22:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:21:41 PM cutie_pie789 wrote:
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

I SED BAK OFF BITCH
13 yrs ago - Saturday 11/17/07 - 10:23:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 11/17/2007 10:21:41 PM cutie_pie789 wrote:
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

I way 100lbs
I'm way too fat.

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