1) "You need a girlfriend." This is like saying "you know what? You`ve got too much money and not enough problems!" If I really wanted to destroy my f*cking lifestyle... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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Sh*t I just don`t ever wanna f*cking hear again. EVER.

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7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 4:57:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
1) "You need a girlfriend."
This is like saying "you know what? You've got too much money and not enough problems!" If I really wanted to destroy my f*cking lifestyle lose all disposable income and spend my time with a retard... I'd drill a f*ckin' hole in my head. It's quicker and hurts less. Seriously, I need a girlfriend like I need a cinderblock shoved up my ass.

2) "You just haven't met the right girl."
First off, at least guys are honest about this. We admit we're all the same, and if there's one that's NOT admiting that, generally he's regarded as creepy. So really, f*ck off. And second, when a girl stops SAYING sh*t like this and starts DOING this, I'll believe it. Until then, go f*cking drown yourself to make the search a might bit easier.

3) Anything regarding cars. Cars drive you places. They're nice to have. Other than that, nobody should care. If you're into it, fine... But as far as I'm concerned I drive a f*cking stoc

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 4:59:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
"I need a girlfriend like I need a cinderblock shoved up my ass" = poetry in motion!
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 4:59:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
But...girls aren't all the same...
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:01:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
I absolutely loathe

"So when are you going to have kids"

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:01:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
The funny thing is.......Kepi really does need a girlfriend.
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:02:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
stock Nissan. Chances are, I don't care about your car or what you're doing to it.

4) ANYTHING about the local housing market/taxes/road conditions. Here's a clue... Someone whose lived in the area for the past, I dunno... 16 years, give or take, doesn't want to hear sh*t about the cost of housing because chances are you're one of the f*ckers who drove the prices through the roof. I don't care what you have to pay in taxes because you're the f*cking idiot who bought a $500,000 house and are the reason I don't own one myself. I don't CARE how YOU think the roads should be because I remember them when they were more than adequate. You're clogging MY roads, you're f*cking MY housing market, You're the reason I get up an hour earlier than I need to... Not vice versa.

5) ANYTHING about bands I know enough about to have a real opinion on from lay people. Chances are I was listening to it when you were in f*cking diapers, and if I wasn't than I've done enough research to

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:02:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
or ever worse along the same "kids" line...

"your chances are worse the longer you wait". BOTH of my sisters are pregnant. please kill me.

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:03:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:01:19 PM kareng29 wrote:
I absolutely loathe "So when are you going to have kids"

Ugh! I really hate that too. Even worse is when you tell them "I'm not sure if we even will have kids."
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:05:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:01:19 PM kareng29 wrote:
I absolutely loathe "So when are you going to have kids"

The worst is "So when are you going to give us a day out?"

WHEN YOU F*CKING PAY FOR IT.

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:05:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
I hate adults think I'll change my mind about what I want my future to be.

Yes, there's a chance I won't end up being what I want to be now.

But at least try and be supportive?

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:05:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:01:19 PM kareng29 wrote:
I absolutely loathe "So when are you going to have kids"
Ha. When people ask me that, I just tell them "I can't."
That usually ends the conversation quickly.
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:06:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
'OMG You're 19 and STILL single?"

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:08:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:06:51 PM AndDieNow wrote:
'OMG You're 19 and STILL single?"

You should be single at 19. Go have fun.

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:08:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:06:51 PM AndDieNow wrote:
'OMG You're 19 and STILL single?"

How about

"OMG you're 23 and STILL a virgin?!"

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:09:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Dont you ever stop complaining? Seriously? You havent even finished the whole rant. you have more? Dont you have anything else better to do?
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:09:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
know EXACTLY what you're talking about before you say it and if I don't know what you're about to say you're probably wrong. You can't impress me with your style by knowing something I've already known for years.

6) Anything about music in generals. You suckers listen to some wack ass sh*t, far as I can tell.

7) Listings of your medical maladies. The only doctor I have anything in common with is Dr. Doom (and those commonalities are a disfigured face and metal underpants). If it feels that bad, see a f*cking doctor. Otherwise, do something about my aching back and sore knees.

8) Any Stranger attempting to make casual conversation with me at work. Chances are, if you're calling me at work and you have an opportunity to make casual conversation with me and I don't know you... You're wasting my time. We aren't going to be buds, it's a f*cking job. If you aren't a douche calling in for douchebag reasons, I'll resolve whatever problem you have and I'll never talk to you

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:09:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
I just hooked up when I was 19.
Seriously, what's the f*cking hurry?! There's lots of time so just chill.
If you want someone so bad, just promise you'll put out.
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:10:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:08:39 PM amyla516 wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:06:51 PM AndDieNow wrote: 'OMG You're 19 and STILL single?" How about "OMG you're 23 and STILL a virgin?!"

hehe. then you say, "Its my NON-F*CKING choice!"

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:10:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Now I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but in your last thread didn't you say you were getting no enjoyment or fulfilment out of your lifestyle right now. If that were the case what would it matter if someone destroyed your current lifestyle?
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:10:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:08:02 PM EhFahQ wrote:
On 6/20/2007 5:06:51 PM AndDieNow wrote: 'OMG You're 19 and STILL single?" You should be single at 19. Go have fun.

I agree. Relationship pressure sucks. What's so wrong about being single, and choosing to be single?

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:10:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
again.

And in other news the creators of Tekken 5 now owe me 3 controlers.

7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:10:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
And kepi wonders why he cant get a lady.
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:11:40 PM EST (GMT-5)
Anything else?
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:12:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
yeah breaks his controllers playing Tekken.
7 yrs ago, 5 mos ago - Wednesday 6/20/07 - 5:12:36 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 6/20/2007 5:09:18 PM whitetiger13 wrote:
Dont you ever stop complaining? Seriously? You havent even finished the whole rant. you have more? Dont you have anything else better to do?

nothing wrong with complaining, gives you something to read and complain about doesn't it?

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