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From the Journal of MakinToast | mood: Spent

Wake up! You douche!

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7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:26:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Douchbaggery

as in On the eight day, Douchbaggery was called.

7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:27:30 PM EST (GMT-5)
"My oh my, is your douche in a twist?"
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:27:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
Sir Douche-a-lot
Douchemuffin

Damn, Fishie is really good at this...

7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:28:45 PM EST (GMT-5)
Douche tectonics.
DOUCHEBOTTLEZ.
Spray-on douche.
Battle on the big douche.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:29:16 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 10/27/2005 7:27:30 PM Evil_Fishie wrote:
"My oh my, is your douche in a twist?"


Holy crap! I laughed so hard when I read that, I'm SO using that on a customer tomorrow

7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:29:25 PM EST (GMT-5)
Doucher in the Rye.
Night of the Living Douche.
Douchezilla.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:29:49 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Douche tectonics."

HAHAH!

7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:30:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
"What's the time?"
"Half past douche!"
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:31:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 10/27/2005 7:30:42 PM Evil_Fishie wrote:
"What's the time?" "Half past douche!"

My son asked me why I was laughing so hard. I couldnt even tell him. HA, this one is great.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:35:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Douche always seems to brighten things up a bit
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:37:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
That almost sounds like an ad slogan or something.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:37:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
IT'S DOUCHEIN' TIME!
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:38:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
Saber DOuche Tiger.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:39:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Things go better with douche.
We've secretly switched her regular coffee for douche.
What would you do for a douche?
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:39:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
Got douche?
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:42:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
JUST DOUCHE IT!
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:44:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
A douche in the hand is worth two in the bush.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:44:57 PM EST (GMT-5)
Douche, the other white meat
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:46:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
If I had a douche, Id douche in the moooorning. Id douche in the evening, all over this laaaand.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:47:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
Douche is the new snapple
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:47:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 10/27/2005 7:46:29 PM Cindy75 wrote:
If I had a douche, Id douche in the moooorning. Id douche in the evening, all over this laaaand.
What flavor??
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:48:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
Douche, it's whats for dinner...dun dun dun!
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:48:28 PM EST (GMT-5)
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:48:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 10/27/2005 7:48:10 PM MakinToast wrote:
Douche, it's whats for dinner...dun dun dun!

I was like 2 seconds from saying that.
7 yrs ago, 6 mos ago - Thursday 10/27/05 - 7:48:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
I didnt douche. But I DID stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

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