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9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:41:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
- Adopt a bunch of stray people. - Make them like family. - Learn to manage disasters and other sh*tty situations. - Find someone that love me like I deserve to be loved. - Solve the "idiot" problem that we face on this planet.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:42:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
Your first 2 goals reminded me of The Sims for some odd reason.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:43:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
A nuclear bomb could solve all those problems. Except 4.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:44:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wow. That's never going to happen, but good luck, and enjoy yourself while attempting that futile task at the end.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:44:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:43:02 PM Hael wrote:
A nuclear bomb could solve all those problems. Except 4.

The bomb loves everyone.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:45:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
The first four seem the most realistic.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:46:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:47:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:46:21 PM Kepi wrote:
Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved.

Definitely.

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:58:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:46:21 PM Kepi wrote:
Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved.

Yep...I agree, but at least you have goals.

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:59:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'll work on 5, you concentrate on the rest.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:59:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
I wouldn't mind establishing a squatter house, but I wouldn't really want to adopt them, per say.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:46:21 PM Kepi wrote:
Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved.

Eh, everyone is an idiot in some way. So a bomb would fix it, wipe out every f*cker.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:43:02 PM Hael wrote:
A nuclear bomb could solve all those problems. Except 4.

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
Don't let Hael work on 5, it involves too many bodies.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
#5 can totally be achieved. Just change your personal definition of the word 'idiot'.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:01:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
There's no such thing as too many dead bodies.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:03:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:00:13 PM pamplemousse wrote:
Don't let Hael work on 5, it involves too many bodies.

What would be wrong with that?

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:03:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:01:48 PM Hael wrote:
There's no such thing as too many dead bodies.

There is, because they could happen to be in your basement, and they could probably happen to smell.

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:04:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Not true, my friend. You'd think a decline in population would ease up the traffic, but if you have to wade through corpses every morning, it's a bit of a downer, really. They don't move on green.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:04:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
By the time I'm done they'll be in such small pieces you won't even know it was a body.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:04:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:03:30 PM charisma wrote:
On 9/29/2005 10:00:13 PM pamplemousse wrote: Don't let Hael work on 5, it involves too many bodies. What would be wrong with that?

Pigs can only eat so much. The cleanup would be dreadful for those left standing. Especially without idiots to trick into doing it for us.

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:05:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
You make a very good point.
9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:05:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
Robots are the answer obviously. I have never thought up a plan that did not involve robots.

Also, I'll look into a way of using human bodies as an energy source. They might as well be useful for something.

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:11:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Human flesh: the new soybean."

"Versatile, affordable, wonderful corpse!"

9 yrs ago, 2 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:13:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:00:19 PM kitnner wrote:
#5 can totally be achieved. Just change your personal definition of the word 'idiot'.

So I should include people who masturbate in public AND people who pop their collars and are over age 20 in the "non-idiot" catagory?

F*ck that, the bomb idea is more appealing.

Personally, I'd like to go for a butter knife solution. More personal that way.


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