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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:41:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
- Adopt a bunch of stray people.
- Make them like family.
- Learn to manage disasters and other sh*tty situations.
- Find someone that love me like I deserve to be loved.
- Solve the "idiot" problem that we face on this planet.
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rissy13
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:42:43 PM EST (GMT-5)
Your first 2 goals reminded me of The Sims for some odd reason.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:43:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
A nuclear bomb could solve all those problems. Except 4.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:44:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Wow. That's never going to happen, but good luck, and enjoy yourself while attempting that futile task at the end.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:44:20 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:43:02 PM Hael wrote: A nuclear bomb could solve all those problems. Except 4. | The bomb loves everyone.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:45:59 PM EST (GMT-5)
The first four seem the most realistic.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:46:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:47:46 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:46:21 PM Kepi wrote: Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved. | Definitely.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:58:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:46:21 PM Kepi wrote: Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved. | Yep...I agree, but at least you have goals.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:59:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
I'll work on 5, you concentrate on the rest.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 9:59:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
I wouldn't mind establishing a squatter house, but I wouldn't really want to adopt them, per say.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:46:21 PM Kepi wrote: Actually, I'd say that all but #5 can be achieved. | Eh, everyone is an idiot in some way. So a bomb would fix it, wipe out every f*cker.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 9:43:02 PM Hael wrote: A nuclear bomb could solve all those problems. Except 4. |
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
Don't let Hael work on 5, it involves too many bodies.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:00:18 PM EST (GMT-5)
#5 can totally be achieved. Just change your personal definition of the word 'idiot'.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:01:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
There's no such thing as too many dead bodies.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:03:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:00:13 PM pamplemousse wrote: Don't let Hael work on 5, it involves too many bodies. | What would be wrong with that?
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:03:32 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:01:48 PM Hael wrote: There's no such thing as too many dead bodies. | There is, because they could happen to be in your basement, and they could probably happen to smell.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:04:06 PM EST (GMT-5)
Not true, my friend. You'd think a decline in population would ease up the traffic, but if you have to wade through corpses every morning, it's a bit of a downer, really. They don't move on green.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:04:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
By the time I'm done they'll be in such small pieces you won't even know it was a body.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:04:53 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:03:30 PM charisma wrote: On 9/29/2005 10:00:13 PM pamplemousse wrote: Don't let Hael work on 5, it involves too many bodies. What would be wrong with that? | Pigs can only eat so much. The cleanup would be dreadful for those left standing. Especially without idiots to trick into doing it for us.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:05:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
You make a very good point.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:05:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
Robots are the answer obviously. I have never thought up a plan that did not involve robots. Also, I'll look into a way of using human bodies as an energy source. They might as well be useful for something.
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:11:31 PM EST (GMT-5)
"Human flesh: the new soybean." "Versatile, affordable, wonderful corpse!"
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7 yrs ago, 7 mos ago - Thursday 9/29/05 - 10:13:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
On 9/29/2005 10:00:19 PM kitnner wrote: #5 can totally be achieved. Just change your personal definition of the word 'idiot'. | So I should include people who masturbate in public AND people who pop their collars and are over age 20 in the "non-idiot" catagory? F*ck that, the bomb idea is more appealing. Personally, I'd like to go for a butter knife solution. More personal that way.
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