5 yrs ago - Friday 9/19/14 - 1:18:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
Step 1: summon a crossroads demon. Not Crowley
Step 2: wish for an exuberant fortune
Step 3: use the fortune to build an anti-demon house. Pick your own details I have mine.
Step 4: when your ten years are up, retreat to your demon-proof house and use your fortunate to have food and supplies delivered.
Step 5: never leave your house and die of natural causes several decades later.
Probably still going to Hell, but at least you'll have shown up a crossroads demon and had a good life