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School Chocolate Milk Rant

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22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 4:42:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
When I was a sophomore in high school, they banned the one and only thing I wanted in life. Guess what that was?

Chocolate milk.

I love chocolate milk right, a lot of people do. Compared to the white milk we were served that tasted like glue (but worse maybe), Chocolate milk was like Jesus Christs literal spit in a carton ya know. It was the gods nectar. It was a gift from the powers up above. It was scrumptious.

They took it away due to it being a sugary drink. I fought for years to have that chocolate milk back. My points being that: 1. School chocolate milk has been watered down so much that the sugar literally doesn't matter 2. Kids choose milk more when there is a chocolate option and 3. Who cares if there's sugar? The high school students could literally leave to the market and get SODA or SPORTS DRINKS whenever they damn please. "Why don't you buy it yourself?" they ask...

22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 4:42:54 PM EST (GMT-5)
...but if you could do it before, would it really make a huge difference to just bring it back? Sometimes students need sugar - its not a crime to treat yourself at lunch after a hard days of dealing with work and college prep. If kids don't want the sugar - just drink the dumb white glue milk!

They said they would get back to me after I wrote an essay on it for my Senior year. Another student made an essay, too. It was obvious that all us high school students wanted was our chocolate milk back. That's it.

Any who, as we all know, Quarantine happened. Physical school ceased to exist. Free lunch was being offered around the state, so we decided to go get some crappy school sandwiches and rotten fruit. When I opened the bag, I almost cried. It was a carton of school chocolate milk. The last time I had it was about 3 years ago. I took a sip....It was terrible. I spit it out.
22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 4:45:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
Not like my points are suddenly invalid because my personal option on the taste of Chocolate milk changed, but like wow...maybe I should've focused on getting good tasting milk instead? But I'm long gone from school so its kinda not my problem anymore...
22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 5:00:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
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22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 7:04:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
I had to switch to desktop mode so I could look at the numbers.

I agree cuck.
22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 8:26:14 PM EST (GMT-5)
I can only have flavored milk. And yes, I do have the palate of a toddler.

Actually, no, because my kids drink plain milk and they are toddlers.

But one of my early memories of being in school was in the cafeteria, trying to drink plain milk. I gagged and spit it out and a lunch lady ran over real quick...thought I had thrown up and asked if I were OK.
22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 9:22:12 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 9/1/20 - 8:26:14 PM Damsel wrote:
I can only have flavored milk. And yes, I do have the palate of a toddler. Actually, no, because my kids drink plain milk and they are toddlers. But one of my early memories of being in school was in the cafeteria, trying to drink plain milk. I gagged and spit it out and a lunch lady ran over real quick...thought I had thrown up and asked if I were OK.


Telling you dude, the white milk is literal garbage. Don't even get me started on strawberry milk...
22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 9:45:29 PM EST (GMT-5)
Are you sure it wasn't because you kept throwing the cartons around
22 days ago - Tuesday 9/1/20 - 9:47:09 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Tuesday 9/1/20 - 9:45:29 PM 1-800vertigo wrote:
Are you sure it wasn't because you kept throwing the cartons around

WYM "YOU" I WOULD NEVER!!!!!!! SENDING POLICE TO UR HOUSE IMMEDIATELY!



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