so. my name is eggs, and i am a jolly rancher addict. i have been popping jollies for 6 months now. it is out of control. the other day, i... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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lets talk about jolly ranchers. (or any other sweet that is sure to induce diabetes)

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21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:26:24 PM EST (GMT-5)
so.
my name is eggs, and i am a jolly rancher addict.
i have been popping jollies for 6 months now.
it is out of control.

the other day, i bought a bag of jolly ranchers, and i do what i usually do when i get a bag. i take out the watermelon and the grape ones and give them to family members, because i loathe those flavors.
grape tastes like grape soda, and i don't really like grape soda. and the watermelon just reminds me of puke back wash.

so as i was sorting.....i realized that i was giving away more than half my bag, and i only had 3 of my favorite flavor left which is, the blue raspberry.
this was disheartening.
and so i go online to see if they have a watermelon and grapeless mix of jolly ranchers, and.....nay nay. nay, i say.

and then i realized something from my childhood....i haven't seen the orange jolly rancher in about 20 years.
WHERE DID THE ORANGE GO????

21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:27:07 PM EST (GMT-5)
The blue raspberry flavor is the worst.
21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:27:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
Watermelon is the best one . You must have delicious vomit.
21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:27:52 PM EST (GMT-5)
also, i distinctly remember eating big shot popsicles, and now i can't find them anywhere. like, i'm googling, and nothing is popping up, not even a picture.
its like they were just a figment of my imagination.
except my mother and most of my family remembers eating them too.
what....in the forest whitaker twilight zone....
21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:28:27 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 1/3/20 - 1:27:37 PM Spoonerism wrote:
Watermelon is the best one . You must have delicious vomit.


Seconded.
21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:29:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
I never liked those things, but I knew a guy who'd put the red ones in his Zima.
21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:29:17 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 1/3/20 - 1:27:07 PM Rag_Doll_ wrote:
The blue raspberry flavor is the worst.


noooooooo
it's sweet, it's berry, but it's not TOO berry, it's the right amount of berry.

Spoonerism - it has a weird acid taste to it. ugh, it makes me want to gag.
21 days ago - Friday 1/3/20 - 1:41:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 1/3/20 - 1:29:05 PM CuckingFunt wrote:
I never liked those things, but I knew a guy who'd put the red ones in his Zima.


We used to do Jolly Ranchers in the Zima in college. You know, when you're still young and dumb enough to think drinking Zima is a good idea.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 6:24:02 AM EST (GMT-5)
The only time I have jolly ranchers is when I pick them out of my kid's Halloween candy. I like the cherry flavored ones.

My husband takes all the Nerds. He is a Nerd addict.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 10:36:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
We were more into Smirnoff Ice than Zima. Why....

Never tried it with a jolly rancher though.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 3:10:47 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Friday 1/3/20 - 1:29:05 PM CuckingFunt wrote:
I never liked those things, but I knew a guy who'd put the red ones in his Zima.
On Friday 1/3/20 - 1:41:02 PM birdsong4j wrote:
We used to do Jolly Ranchers in the Zima in college. You know, when you're still young and dumb enough to think drinking Zima is a good idea.

Hey, I drank Zima (with or without added candy) even into my 30s. Some people outgrow stupid poo like that sooner than others.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 3:13:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
Well, I don't remember when they stopped making Zima, but it was before I was in my 30s.
For me, it was just like drinking stomach acid, though. Same with stuff like Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Ice, etc. Just a terrible idea all-around.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 3:13:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
Even worse the next day when you drank too much of it.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 4:19:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
Oh, and chasing it with peppermint schnapps is not recommended either..
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 4:19:41 PM EST (GMT-5)
.. yes, that is the dumbass voice of experience.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 4:53:00 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Saturday 1/4/20 - 3:13:00 PM birdsong4j wrote:
Well, I don't remember when they stopped making Zima, but it was before I was in my 30s.


They brought it back a couple years ago, for at least a little while...

20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 4:54:56 PM EST (GMT-5)
Yes, I tried it then (again). Literally gave away 5 of the 6-pack to my neighbor.
20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 4:56:08 PM EST (GMT-5)
On Saturday 1/4/20 - 4:19:05 PM postallbear wrote:
Oh, and chasing it with peppermint schnapps is not recommended either..



20 days ago - Saturday 1/4/20 - 5:08:38 PM EST (GMT-5)
Substitute Smirnoff Ice for Zima and peach schnapps for peppermint and I've been there full of regret.



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