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From the Journal of amaqdrinker | mood: Good

Destructo. I’m going to start calling myself destructo.

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1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:04:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
So for a spell I was here while I was working as an engineer. Office excel jockey administrative type big data go f*ck yourself if you ask me a question kind of environment. It was challenging because I have small brain syndrome. Not that I’m stupid but I’m just another small brain like the rest of y’all small brains. So it didn’t materialize from contract work to full time position. It was awful and I had to learn to grow from being fed my own misery.

But anyway. Somewhat more on the up and up with my back still heavy laden.

But news!

They shut down that facility. Or they are in the process of shutting down that facility.

So did I win? Or did I lose?

Is it possible that in my short time there I infected enough people with small brain theory that it ceased to function properly. I prodded. I adjusted. Maybe I turned something off that should have been on?

1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:08:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
Maybe I pressed go when it was supposed to be a no go. I definitely left with unfinished business. My balls could have kept rolling until I knocked all the pins down.

Or... big or. I’m kicking so much ass right now as a technician that all the manufacturing facilities around were like... Yo! This kids legit! What happened to make him grovel in sh*t for six years? Oh. It was those f*ckers. And boom goes the dynamite.


And the third utterly ridiculous theory is that absolutely none of this has anything to do with some small brain sh*t like me.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:09:37 AM EST (GMT-5)
Work was alright. I’m feeling alright. Kind of well rested.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:34:05 AM EST (GMT-5)
I guess there's a pretty tiny chance that you're responsible in part for their demise. If that would match you happy then go with it. We all lie to ourselves a little.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:38:30 AM EST (GMT-5)
Well, my last job was well-paying but the managers were absolute monsters. They got fired within a year after I quit.
I wasn't the reason but I suppose I was *part* of the reason because there was a huge turnover of employees during their tenure and it was finally investigated.

So anyway, I seriously doubt you had anything to do with their demise but maybe you were a tiny domino in the destruction.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:41:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
It's all your fault, amaq.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:44:45 AM EST (GMT-5)
Ahem, it's all your fault, Destructo.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:48:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
I am become destructo
Destroyer of workplaces
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 1:17:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
I think I like the second theory best.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 2:41:31 AM EST (GMT-5)
The one about being destructo, destroyer of workplaces?
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 12:17:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
No the one about being such an amazing technician that they shut down the plant that fired me on principle.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 1:00:48 PM EST (GMT-5)
Usually the thing that makes most sense is nearest the truth
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 1:23:13 PM EST (GMT-5)
You must be referring to my utter insignificance.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 3:44:39 PM EST (GMT-5)
I wasn't referring to anything in particular. Just a comment on how i reason to distinguish fact from fiction.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 11:32:05 PM EST (GMT-5)
My lightbulb in my kitchen just burnt out again. Will Cumberland farms be able to save me from having to debone chicken in my living room?

We will soon find out.
1 month ago - Friday 11/1/19 - 11:42:36 PM EST (GMT-5)



And it only took one amaq to screw it.
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 4:20:01 AM EST (GMT-5)
Nice light bulb you got there
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 11:39:58 AM EST (GMT-5)
Why thank you.
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 11:41:16 AM EST (GMT-5)
amaq, i worry that i'm turning into you, how do i stop this?
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 11:42:35 AM EST (GMT-5)
Why wouldn’t you want to turn into me? The more amaqs the merrier.
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 11:43:44 AM EST (GMT-5)
well skyfish is a highly prized brand and amaqdrinker doesn't have the same media prestige
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 11:46:36 AM EST (GMT-5)
Oh cmon. There’s plenty of prestige. Remember that time I burnt food on my stove? How cool was that?
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 12:00:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 12:01:35 PM EST (GMT-5)
I mean. Not well composed. But like. I don’t know. Chicago was like ‘00 breeding ground for alternative popification.
1 month ago - Saturday 11/2/19 - 12:11:50 PM EST (GMT-5)
Actually. I think Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs is as responsible as any White Stripes song. I don’t know. I listened to too much music out of the eighties.



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