Today was my first day in ceramics class. Tell me if this is funny or straight out of the office or what? The instructor is SUPER dry and I still... Who's Online | Find Members | Private Messages
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The giant elephant noise in the room.

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8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:38:10 PM EST (GMT-5)
Today was my first day in ceramics class. Tell me if this is funny or straight out of the office or what?

The instructor is SUPER dry and I still don’t know if he just had a deadpan humor and was ultimately hilarious, or he was just really kind of tired?
But he was nice and I liked him.

We all introduced ourselves and this woman who was so much the attention on me type. She said, “my name is (blank.... but only because I can’t remember her name) and my hidden talent is I can do an elephant noise.”

that is real extra and different than what we all went with, but the funny part was we did not even hear the noise because the instructor just without a beat went “okay, next?”

It was silent. No one asked about the elephant noise. We went on to the next one and the entire rest of the class I was curious if I should ask her? Or?

8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:42:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
Someone wants to be special real bad
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:46:22 PM EST (GMT-5)
I probably wouldn't have been able to stop myself from laughing out loud when the instructor said that.
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:52:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
I was on the verge of windex-sound-laughing.

I forgot to say this, but during the silent time my 6 year old leans over and whispers in my ear “that was strange”. And gives me big bulge eye look. But because it was so silent everyone heard. And I had to finger over mouth signal her bluntness.
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:55:37 PM EST (GMT-5)
Can I fall in love with clay?
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:57:02 PM EST (GMT-5)
Pinch Pots
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:57:03 PM EST (GMT-5)
Just don’t name it Galatea.
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 10:58:21 PM EST (GMT-5)
Also here is a sleepyjean pro tip


When you make an animal, you will have to put a hole in it somewhere to keep it from exploding


A lot of people put this hole in the mouth.


WRONGO!


Make it an anus.


Far more entertaining.
8 days ago - Monday 6/10/19 - 11:02:11 PM EST (GMT-5)
That’s a good tip. My kid makes animals so she will need to know that. She even somehow convinced the instructor to let her get more clay and added on a cat head / legs/ tail to her pinch pot.
8 days ago - Tuesday 6/11/19 - 12:06:12 AM EST (GMT-5)
How fun! I love lil pinch pots.
I would have guffawed at the immediate breakaway from elephant noise to quiet ceramics class. lol it made me laugh just reading it, I can only imagine it in person.
8 days ago - Tuesday 6/11/19 - 12:07:55 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/10/19 - 10:55:37 PM petitefleur wrote:
Can I fall in love with clay?


I suppose it would depend on how one shapes it...
7 days ago - Wednesday 6/12/19 - 1:42:50 AM EST (GMT-5)
On Monday 6/10/19 - 10:58:21 PM SleepyJean wrote:
Also here is a sleepyjean pro tip When you make an animal, you will have to put a hole in it somewhere to keep it from exploding A lot of people put this hole in the mouth. WRONGO! Make it an anus. Far more entertaining.

Along these lines, ask the attention whore if she can make elephant fart noises.



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